because you are busy mooching about on here and leaving work at 4?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I hate to point out the rather planet-sized flaw in your argument here
but if tangles is busy leaving work at 4 that would mean he was spending more time at home than the average working chap. Helping look after the minitangleses. Just sayin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:29, Reply)

Y'see badger here is a smart chap.
I'm quite the domesticated dad dontchaknow
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

he goes to the pub though innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I go to the pub.
I take minibadger with me. She well loves it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)

^ This

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Took her to Tom Kitchin's new gaff on Saturday for dinner and a few ales
She was well happy. With the added bonus of all the attractive waitresses cooing over her. TRIPLEWIN.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)

As dozer put it, when I met him for a drink with baby tangle
"Chicks dig your daughter"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

you actually met dozer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Yer
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1843033
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I did, of course, also have Mrs Badger with me, to clarify.
it doesn't seem to put them off being all flirtyfawny, though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:42, Reply)

yeah mine grew up there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I can afford to do that because mrs tangle works hard for her money

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:30, Reply)

HAHAHA SOMETHING ABOUT SAILORS DOWN AT THE DOCKS OH WAIT THAT DOESNT WORK WE'RE MILES FROM THE COAST

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

Do you have a canal?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)

^^grooming

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:35, Reply)

a c
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Miners?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Are you calling her a nonce?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:34, Reply)

another classic victory for Team Paedo.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:36, Reply)

You married Donna Summer?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:31, Reply)

*leans back into wingback chair*
*lights pipe*
*applauds politely*

Bravo.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:33, Reply)