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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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don't do it right in the middle of the thoroughfare with your fucking huge backpack on, you selfish cunt.
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you can't carry it, don't pack it you prick
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

I regularly had to do Kings Cross to Heathrow with two suitcases and a couple of weekend bags. I learned Tube etiquette pretty quickly. It's also where I developed my 'fuck off out of my way and don't even try to talk to me' stare.
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

The more slack-jawed and stupid your expression, the better.
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

then stand blocking the gate exit while you root around for it in your handbag. For extra lols turn around a try and laugh it off to those stuck behind you
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

stop right outside the exit so that you can work out where to go next. For preference, right in the fucking doorway.
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( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

as a withering glare and lack of a response often offends.
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

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( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

WHAT??? WHAT???? YEAH.....WHAT????"
( , Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)
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