For example, when you inevitably need to stop to work out where you are
don't do it right in the middle of the thoroughfare with your fucking huge backpack on, you selfish cunt.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i'd ban those wheely cases from all public transport
you can't carry it, don't pack it you prick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Ugh and they stop at the bottom and top of staircases to fuck about with the extendable handle.

( Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

When I was at school
I regularly had to do Kings Cross to Heathrow with two suitcases and a couple of weekend bags. I learned Tube etiquette pretty quickly. It's also where I developed my 'fuck off out of my way and don't even try to talk to me' stare.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I plan on shouting into my mobile phone whenever the opportunity seems least appropriate

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

When the packed train arrives, stand right in front of the doors as everybody's trying to get off.
The more slack-jawed and stupid your expression, the better.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

"forget" that to enter or exit the station you will need what we call a "ticket"
then stand blocking the gate exit while you root around for it in your handbag. For extra lols turn around a try and laugh it off to those stuck behind you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

When you finally reach your destination station
stop right outside the exit so that you can work out where to go next. For preference, right in the fucking doorway.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)

And ask people what train you should be on. And then try to engage them in conversation.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Please don't ask which trains/bus routes you need to use to get to x destination
as a withering glare and lack of a response often offends.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Would it be ok to run through a list of all the places I've already been to that day?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

As long as you also show photographs.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

this works particularly well considering that you are underground...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

"YEAH...YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, THE RECEPTION'S FUCKING WOEFUL...
WHAT??? WHAT???? YEAH.....WHAT????"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)