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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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are you going for beers afterwards?
if so, i will stick a pic of you on one squashball and stunned on the other, and hit them TWICE AS HARD
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Charming.
I hope you have a heart attack.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:18, Reply)
unlikely
you could hope that i run into the wall and break my nose, or get a ball in the eye, or a racquet up the arse, though?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)
The other members at this gym likely to do that, are they?
It really is true that nobody likes a ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)
ha, no, the gym doesn't have squash courts
we are joining a club, but having a couple of practice sessions at a local leisure centre first. so it's just my friend.

she loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Oh so the racquet up the arse is a sexual thing? Fair enough.
The other stuff seems like a pretty rough way to go about foreplay, though. Still, consenting adults etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I got hit by a Squash ball
It left a welt and a bruise about the shape and size of a fried egg
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:30, Reply)
If you can juggle two peoples balls at the same time, how is it that you are still single?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:19, Reply)
did you not see the names on the balls?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)
harsh

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:20, Reply)
i was just implying that battered's were so small that there would only be yours left to play with, my sweet
and one ball isn't juggling
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:21, Reply)
My poor old lonely bollock!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:22, Reply)
rub it in butter
call the cat over

done
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 14:24, Reply)

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