Yeah, my friend had a steps cd left in a car once
Grrr. Don't you wish you'd caught the cunts at it??

My dad's mate had 2 sets of golf clubs nicked this week with that car fob interceptor thing. He couldn't understand it as there wasn't a mark on the car. Police said you can buy these things for £400 online. Cunts!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

General rule of thumb is most people are cunts until they prove themselves otherwise.
I haven't heard about this interceptor thing. My current car is (hopefully) sufficiently innocuous as to not attract attention, even though it's relatively new. And it's full of dog hair. Also the stereo is integral, so not likely to be nicked.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Snopes confirms: "partly true"!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:26, Reply)

This happening with luxury cars in this area too.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:24, Reply)

It makes me so fucking angry
Fucking thieving bastards!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:26, Reply)

yer, but Aberdeen has fucking loads of luxury cars.
Fucking Bieldside/ Milltimber pricks.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:29, Reply)

POLICE Scotland were today following a “positive line of inquiry” after five luxury cars were stolen from a home on the outskirts of Aberdeen.
An Aston Martin, a Ferrari, a white Porsche 911, a grey Toyota Land Cruiser and a grey Audi A5 were stolen in the raid at the property at Banchory-Devenick in the early hours of Tuesday morning.
The Aston Martin and Ferrari have already been recovered by officers from the Aberdeenshire Division of Police Scotland.
Detective Inspector Graeme Mackie, who is heading the investigation, said: “Police Scotland can confirm that five vehicles were stolen from a property in the Banchory-Devenick area in the early hours of Tuesday 23 July.
“Two of these vehicles have been traced by Police. The outstanding vehicles include a white Porsche 911, a grey Toyota Land Cruiser and a grey Audi A5.”
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Neither an A5 or a Land Cruiser shou,d be described as luxury cars.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:51, Reply)

It's all relative

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Yes, I know but the other three are. This is one property.

This is also Aberdeen press reporting. The cunts.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:54, Reply)

My bin bag comment earlier has come back to haunt me. Carrying a full one to the bin outside the fucker split on me. Shit all over the place.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:25, Reply)

And now I am smiling like the red setter that got into the bin

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I now that having a bin bag split when you're carrying it can be a traumatic experience
but shitting everywhere as a result?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:28, Reply)

The trauma...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Remember he's a seagull!

*wombles less successful zzzzzzzzz*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I read it more as 'he was carrying a bin bag full of shit'.
Each to his own, I suppose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Either way this boy ain't right

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:34, Reply)

I think we all knew that anyway.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Jul 2013, 21:40, Reply)