One of our BAs just asked me for a list of files we download in one part of the system for a change request he's raised
I sent him a link to the change request he'd raised which contained a list of the files we download in that one part of the system.

He thanked me.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:00, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm glad someone's having a great time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Do you want a lift to Brizz?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)

....because after that post, you can't have one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Hey pal I voted for cheeky shitcunt
I'm on your side here.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:10, Reply)

OK mate, soz. SOZ.

Jeez, some people.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:11, Reply)

somebody wants to snuggle in the backseat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Isn't that a Bruce Sprinsteen lyric?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Could do
I was figuring I could get the train, but to be honest "not getting the train" sounds a lot better.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Hang on a second, I've seen your car
How many people are already going to be in it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:07, Reply)

I imagine 'just Stunned' would fill up most cars
without the extra burden of passengers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:11, Reply)

It's a tiny car B3th
tiny, tiny car.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Does he have to sit in the back seat to drive it?
The man is freakishly fucking large.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)

and yet has a surprisingly tiny cock
funny how life works out
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Monty has no complaints.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Do you see me laughing?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I bet you could probably teabag battered without either of you having to sit down.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Only if he was 15 feet tall. Which he ain't!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Other way round then.
I guess I'm not down with the sex talk.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:28, Reply)

Should have a new car by then.
Am test driving it on Thursday.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

we should run one of these polls on where he's going to piss this time
the car would be on there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:08, Reply)

POTD!

( Peej, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:03, Reply)

I know!!!
IT people will like it, so fuck the rest of you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Did he also refuse to get on no Goddamn plane?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:04, Reply)

*facepalms*
^ I pity the fool
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:05, Reply)

No, no planes BA, just drink this lovely cold glass of milk.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:05, Reply)

i like milk

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:07, Reply)

man milk! HAR HAR HAR GUFFAW ETC

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:09, Reply)

depends on the man
the taste ranges from coconut bounty to cheesy salty acid
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Cold mushroom soup is what I heard. Not mine mind. Mine comes out like a small sugar coated tablet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)

you may be seriously dehydrated

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:23, Reply)

cold?
this isn't fucking "twilight"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:33, Reply)

was Gregg's Hat the 'coconut'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:21, Reply)

did you really just ask me what my ex's spunk tasted like?
i think you need to question a LOT about your life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:33, Reply)

it was a racial slur.
Brown on the outside, white on the inside.

Not a spunk joke. A racial slur.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:51, Reply)

That was Pina Colada, dahling.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Jul 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Also depends on what they eat.
'Mens Health' magazine once recommended eating a bag of sherbert lemons for the benefit of the lady.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

pineapple works wonders.
Asparagus is contraindicated.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Pineapple is rank.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:29, Reply)

what a dumb bloke that would be
like anyone is going to suck cock when there's a delicious bag of sweets lying around
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Don't diss the BA's, they have to think for a living.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:12, Reply)

A lot of them appear to lack the appropriate skillset then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I pity the fools.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)