Things Scousers can't say
'I've got over Hillsborough and won't bang endlessly on and fucking on about it like a stuck record'

'I am honest and trustworthy and my accent in no way grates'

'I totes bought these hubcaps, from a shop and not from 'our Terry' in the pub'

'The Beatles weren't that great and Gerry Marsden is a total fucking prick'

'My home city was in no way built on the proceeds of slavery'

'this town does not have a gigantic counterfeit sportswear industry'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'Ken Bigley deserved to be beheaded'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Oh man,
I'm totes telling Roota about this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

That miserable fucking cow can fuck right off with her unfriending

(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

^UPSET

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

perhaps he shouldn't have spent hours obsessively going through her FB photos

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

There weren't any good ones.
They all had her face in them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Often she stood in a way that partially obscured DJTP, or he wasn't in them AT ALL
I'm sure that was extremely frustrating.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Poor Al

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I hate him too.
But not as much as that moaning scouse bint.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)