Things Scousers can't say
www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/liverpool-issue-club-staff-with-list-of-unacceptable-words-and-phrases-that-have-been-banned-from-anfield-8738515.html

I'm sure they've missed some, care to help?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:02, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They need to tell Suarez that he's a fucking cunt rag

( Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:03, Reply)

What, and miss the opportunity to call him a donkey-faced racist cheat?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)

What they should actually do is smash his kneecaps with a hammer
and then say "Go on, now show everyone that you can play 'beautiful football' so they can forgive you being a disgusting racist"
( Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)

footballer in being awful human being shocker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Proper officelol at that picture
'That's gay....... you're gay..... knob jockey'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:04, Reply)

She-man???

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)

'downy' ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:05, Reply)

that's what your mum says, but we all know it's a moustache

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)

click

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)

^this
It's like telling children *exactly* which rude words you don't want them to use.

The people who set this up are either thick as mince or trolling like fuck.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

black bastard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:04, Reply)

nig nog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:06, Reply)

HAHA
The Daily Mail's version of the story is headlined "REVEALED: The long list of offensive terms that Liverpool are clamping down on" but then it has the same image as the Independent but they've censored almost all of it.

The downy lady-boys.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Things Scousers can't say
'I've got over Hillsborough and won't bang endlessly on and fucking on about it like a stuck record'

'I am honest and trustworthy and my accent in no way grates'

'I totes bought these hubcaps, from a shop and not from 'our Terry' in the pub'

'The Beatles weren't that great and Gerry Marsden is a total fucking prick'

'My home city was in no way built on the proceeds of slavery'

'this town does not have a gigantic counterfeit sportswear industry'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)

'Ken Bigley deserved to be beheaded'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Oh man,
I'm totes telling Roota about this.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

That miserable fucking cow can fuck right off with her unfriending

( Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

^UPSET

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

perhaps he shouldn't have spent hours obsessively going through her FB photos

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

There weren't any good ones.
They all had her face in them.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Often she stood in a way that partially obscured DJTP, or he wasn't in them AT ALL
I'm sure that was extremely frustrating.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Poor Al

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I hate him too.
But not as much as that moaning scouse bint.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Good news, everyone!
I got a speeding ticket and I decided I didn't liek the way the law worked and I complained and complained until I was blue in the face and now I'm KING!
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Wait, is this an answer to the question
or have you actually been given a ticket this time?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Nah man, this is edgy satire.
Got flashed by a camera on the M25 the other day, though.
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)

HAHA!
You must have been going like the clappers, I've never been flashed and I always drive a bit over the limit.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I was doing about 80 or so.
I swear they just turn them on sometimes to shit people up.
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Nah, they'll throw the book at you.
And it will be filled with moths too.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Police cruelty :(

( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I have speed school on Saturday.
37 in a 30. Rock and Roll.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I don't speed in built up areas.
You MURDERER
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Maybe they just wanted proof that it's actually possible to go faster than 10mph on the M25.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Hahahahahaha small penis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

They've missed out "Negro" too
probably because they're owned by Americans who don't see anything wrong with it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Presumably they have a lot of older fans?
Like, older than mr b3th (if such a thing were possible)?

They use 'coloured' as a polite form of saying 'black'. Back in the fifties and sixties it was the nice word to use. Black was considered quite derogatory.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

'I'm off to work now'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Meh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Isn't 'Job' a dirty word in that part of the world?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

That's Nakers on the left.
You can tell by the silly floppy hair.
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

But where is the Lyle & Scott™ logo and the popped collar?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

"I need a jacket"

( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:10, Reply)

+ donkey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

donkey potato
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:14, Reply)

potato jacket?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Fuck you, I just typed this out in the othe thread
A guy decides to have a party where his guests come as different emotions from fear to happiness, and so on.

The first guest shows up covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. What did you come as? the host asks. I'm green with envy.Wow, that's brilliant, says the host. Come in and have a drink.

A few minutes later, a woman turns up, covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her private parts. Wow, great outfit,says the host. And you've come as? I'm tickled pink! she says. Brilliant, the host replies.

Moments later the doorbell goes again, only this time its two naked Irish blokes at the door. One's standing with his penis in a bowl of custard while the other's got his cock stuck in a pear. What the hell are you both doing? screams the host. Well, I'm fucking dis custard and he's come in dis pear!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Alright Frank Carson.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Then there was the bloke who arrived bollock naked apart from a strip of sandpaper taped to his cock.
"I'm Dick Emery".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)

hahahahaha

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Yeah don't read this one if you own a dog
poinsettcounty.kait8.com/news/news/240253-dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I have a dog, as you all know.
But I don't have any testicles, so I find that story hilarious. Laughing like a mong, right here. mr b3th not so much : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:17, Reply)

St. Bernards Regional Medical Center
lol
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

That made me actually lol

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

let be honest here
if he had no feeling from the waist down. He wasn't going to be using them anyway.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:26, Reply)

"Not guilty"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:21, Reply)

"Football isn't the be all and end all"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:34, Reply)