Good news, everyone!
I got a speeding ticket and I decided I didn't liek the way the law worked and I complained and complained until I was blue in the face and now I'm KING!
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wait, is this an answer to the question
or have you actually been given a ticket this time?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Nah man, this is edgy satire.
Got flashed by a camera on the M25 the other day, though.
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:09, Reply)

HAHA!
You must have been going like the clappers, I've never been flashed and I always drive a bit over the limit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:11, Reply)

I was doing about 80 or so.
I swear they just turn them on sometimes to shit people up.
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Nah, they'll throw the book at you.
And it will be filled with moths too.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Police cruelty :(

( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I have speed school on Saturday.
37 in a 30. Rock and Roll.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I don't speed in built up areas.
You MURDERER
( Kroney, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Maybe they just wanted proof that it's actually possible to go faster than 10mph on the M25.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Hahahahahaha small penis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 31 Jul 2013, 13:20, Reply)