That's the one.
Is it any good?

Also, I think we all know where Jeff took you...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:15, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

gently but masterfully from behind?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I was going with 'roughly, and dry'
but that works too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

i suspect jeff tried to be gentle but battered likes his buttsex really really rough

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

I suspect that many of these boys are tumescent at the thought
of battered' gaping bumhole.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

it's like goatse 2
"this time it's personal"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

The vet?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)

We didn't eat there. I wanted to have a look at it as I was working at Whitbread and developing a new restaurant format.
It's massive. Owned by one bloke who invested £1million in opening it. Seems to be very popular, with a wider choice than lots of other buffets & dishes I wouldn't have expected on a set price deal; scallops etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Maybe we'll have to try it one day.
Make it a daytime bash thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)

ewww you wouldn't want to eat scallops that had sat on a hot plate for an hour eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)

this sounds like a euphemism for something really unpleasant

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)

No it's cooked in front of you - there are about 20 different food stations, stuff that needs to be fresh is cooked when you want it at the station.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)