That's his take on it, I'm not saying it's wrong, just a bit weird.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have to say that when I go for a curry I make sure I avoid eating much bread
to make sure I have maximum stomach space available for meat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I do this, and disregard the rice in favour of guzzling down great platefuls of spicy sauce dripping meat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

You need to fucking man up and grow a pair of balls is what you need.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

This guy seems like a right fuckin poof eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

I agree.
But lets keep him around, he seems to be okay apart from his terrible poofness.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

You'll get used to it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Alright let's call this a verbal warning

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)

I don't believe you hold the authority to distribute warnings.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)

Wrong again Dutch

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)

hahahahaahhaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I stand corrected.
I accept this warning, and will work hard to improve my attitude, and I will modify my behavior so this never happens again. I hope, moving forward, that this is acceptable.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

In three months it gets scrubbed from your record.
Stay out of trouble, keep your nose clean and LEARN FROM THIS, alright?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Understood.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I think the point has been made.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

We'll say no more about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I would just like to say
35/8 YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

You are pushing your fucking luck sunshine

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

WICKET!!!!!!!!
It's 2 for about 80 odd.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Oh hang on, it's a review.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

OUT!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

YEAH!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I know, I'm going for a lie down.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Whereas you are a complete fucking cunt.

(_Battered_, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Hi, Joey Deacon poster, how are you today?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)

B3TH! This person has far too many accounts to be funny anymore.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Seems to be an excellent judge of character.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Unlike your wife.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

sorry, ex-wife

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

rice, naan, poppadums, chilli paneer, bhajis
these are the best bits
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Definitely with you on the naan.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

Nice one 'Wayne Rooney'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

No, these are the bits you put up with prior to stuffing your facce with spicy meat.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

gross

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)

Hang on.
Let's find out what a 'facce' is before we start criticising the idea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)

if it's anything like his regular face, we already know

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)

That's pretty rich coming from you

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Naughty.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

A very much bigger American tap?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)