i had my heart set on sainsburys vegetarian sushi for lunch
because theirs is even nicer than the little japanese place by my office that makes it freshly. but the careless cunts had sold out. now i have a falafel wrap from apostrophe and a vague nagging sense of dissatisfaction. it's full of tomatoes which i had to pull out; i hate myself for NOT liking them, as the little cunts get in everything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:28, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I gave micro falafel the other day. She threw it at me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

falafel is the shit
but throwing it at you demonstrates her good sense
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)

My love for you is very flimsy, your falafel is euphemimsy

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)

That's beautiful

Imma get a tattoo of that, in Hebrew, on my leg.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I'm feeling slightly hateful today, Monts
Why is this?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Sometime's life is just annoying, my old pal.
I find making off-colour remarks about tragic stories from the day's news can really rouse one's spirits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Dunno
things like that often make me feel a little darker. I'm a bit mixed up at the moment. Like putting your hand into a bag of haribos and pulling out a foam shrimp. It's like "woah...you're not supposed to be there! Where did you come from?"
You know, like that.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I sure do!
Is it one of those things where something specific is troubling you or can you not put your finger on it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

It's more like there are 100 things bothering me
And I can only put my finger on 12 of them.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Are any of them bitches?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Not as such, no

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I didn't know you were a mod

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

BOKKO!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I'm trying to sell all my old dogging equipment on eBay.

Not had any bids but there's loads of people watching.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

wots ur ebay name ill by it lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Hi Jeff!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Is badly made falafel a euphemism?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

It is now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)

A 'euphemimsy' if you will.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Don't waste your time with that fancy nonsense. I just had a lovely lunch, I think the dish was called 'a coffee' or something similar/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Real world problems here folks.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)