that's not how i see him
i think he used to be a bit of a cool kid, but these days the mortgage and the kids have ground him down a bit. he is not fat, but softening around the edges, his dick doesn't get as hard as it used to either, christ sometimes it won't stand up at all. he knows his hair is thinner than it used to be, and fucking hell, hangovers HURT these days, so he often turns down that last pint, and whilst he's mostly happy, just sometimes he wonders... WHERE DID MY 20'S GO?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:42, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Are you describing HH or yourself?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)

swipey's cock is still like rock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)

it says "chompy" all the way through?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)

shudder

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Sorry, did that give you a crisis?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)

i don't even own an dick

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)

*wipes away tear*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)

I think he's a woofter

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)

says the guy who was balls deep in battered's wizened a-hole only this morning

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:45, Reply)

But that was this morning.
Thatw was ages ago.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Everyone knows you're not gay if you're the giver Swipers FFS

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)