In other news I am suffering from revenge of the scotch bonnets.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:52, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ohhhh dear

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Your wife is throwing hats at you to get you to leave her alone?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:57, Reply)

haha I get this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

She complimented me yesterday on being a good father.
I suspect she wants something.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

It'll be money.

( Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Nah. She receives plenty of that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Gonz has very little else to flash his cash on these days.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

another kid?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Look we all know Battered is vertically challanged
But that is taking the piss
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

She wants to feel 16 again
And will be asking you to finger bang her behind the bike sheds,

Bit like a Krankies tribute act
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Set up a mirror on your bathroom door
and every time you have to "go", scream "NOW YOU OWN IT NYUUUUURGGGHHH" at your reflection.
( Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I may half a milk enema.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Then you'll be shitting out a korma

( Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)

for those of us who have the great misfortune to have met you
the image of you taking a dump is beyond vile. so shut up.

thank you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Fuck off fatso.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:01, Reply)

you know that mirror that kroney suggested?
YER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

NYUUUUURGGGGH

( Kroney, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:01, Reply)

so an image of me taking a dump would be alright then?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:03, Reply)

when irish brown eyes are smiling?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

whatever gets ya wet babes

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

WTF

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

'sup nigger?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

this makes me about as wet as desiccated coconut

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)

*finger guns*

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)

i hate coconut
why does anyone eat that shit?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I like Raspberry Ruffles

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)

what are those?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

This

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:38, Reply)

i've never had one
hmmmm
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

He was a Gentleman Thief
In Victorian London
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

the Elizabethan neck-decoration you can eat!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

It's delicious.
Butternut squash and red chilli soup, swirl of coconut milk, sprig of coriander = DEERISHOUS
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:34, Reply)

yeah but you can't taste the coconut there
i like thai curry too, but it doesn't taste of no shitty bounty bar
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Rice N Peas
would not be Rice N Peas without coconut
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

That sounds nice Monce

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:36, Reply)

basically, any dish that contains coconut where you can't taste the coconut is fine
as coconut milk has some good things in it (although it's high in fat). but why would you want to eat pieces of it? eg coconut cake is fucking DISGUSTING
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)