we are not amused.
Told at the last second not to pick my kid up cos she's crashed out after a day out. Lusty has gone to her brother's 30th which I couldn't go to because I had the nipper. Tempted to get mashed up but big day tomorrow and skint so not a good idea.

I'm pissed off, kids.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:36, 101 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sorry to hear this.
Have a wank.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:42, Reply)

just one of those things eh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Innit. Micro got a nasty cut in her foot when with me yesterday. Thankfully I'd done an infant first aid course before she was born.
Still had to get it sorted. They superglued it together. Mrs B was surprisingly good about it, along the lines if 'don't worry, accidents happen, YOU'RE A GOOD FATHER!!'

I was expecting her to kick off and reduce access. Thankfully not. Also, micro is ok today, same as usual, running about etc despite the dressing on her foot.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:56, Reply)

good stuff man

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:02, Reply)

I was crapping myself.
In other news, I think i will make some chimichurri this weekend. Will pass some on if I do.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)

good good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Also maybe this
spanishfood.about.com/od/soupssalads/r/gazpacho.htm
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:05, Reply)

I love me a bit of gazpacho, and I quite like the fact that 'soupssalads' is exactly the right descirption.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I don't care what you think. Particularly when it comes to food. Anyone who fries gnocchi is a foodwrong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)

You can bake it too....
www.google.co.uk/search?q=sauteed+gnochi&oq=sauteed+gnochi&aqs=chrome.0.69i57j0l3.5845j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#gs_rn=23&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=3PtyYFw0jPD-N3YMDTOgfg&pq=how%20to%20cook%20gnocchi&cp=10&gs_id=1f&xhr=t&q=sauteed+gnocchi&es_nrs=true&pf=p&sclient=psy-ab&oq=sauteed+gn&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&fp=d21157f32c6ccacb&biw=1916&bih=1034
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)

I know you can bake it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Sorry, I didn't realise exactly how limited your scope was.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:02, Reply)

At least I don't dribble crushed crisps on top of puddings or add cream to everything I cook.
Surely your unattractive build is bad enough without you furring your arteries with all the fried, cheese covered, added lard crap that you consume?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)

I don't understand, have I done something to offend you? You're being quite needlessly aggressive.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Gonz, he's pissed off that we all think you have been laying the pipe to Mrs Ex-Battered

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:18, Reply)

No, I just know that Gonz is a useless pervert, who sends unpleasant gazzes to females on here as well as being a poor 'cook'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Are you sure you aint thinking of Chompy?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Nope. Chompy is a trainee amateur compared to that sex pest.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Wow where is AB when you need a link?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Could you perhaps backup your claims in any shape or form?
I can't imagine i've sent any perverted or unpleasent ones to anyone.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)

All the cock gazzes you sent me were nice
........tiny............but nice
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)

According to sexface it's like half a wine cork that couldn't even nudge the 'clit' llet alone penetrate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

*ducks*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:31, Reply)

sexface is a bloke.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I know. he stuffed a small prawn on top of his ringpiece and you couldn't even hit that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

That's what she told you......

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Have you offered again to blow cocaine up the bum a certain person recently?
Cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Batts start a new thread that Moncey bloke is a KNOB

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:26, Reply)

I said that in public, not gaz, to [name] and it wasn't received in the humour I intended, so I appologised.
I dare say that if that misdemeaner was still an issue for anyone, then she would have turned down any proceeding events that would involve my company.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Hey Gonz don't fret
Batts is just having laugh
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:32, Reply)

im hear 4 u bbz xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:53, Reply)

want to meet up at the pub?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:55, Reply)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:08, Reply)

^ afraid of rejection and upset ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:09, Reply)

I take it you don't have her on Sunday morning? Got a bit of a dads & kids gig going on.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 19:58, Reply)

have to drop her off at half five tomorrow

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I should start planning things further in advance.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:02, Reply)

yes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Kelly's Heroes is on ITV4.
Excellent.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:06, Reply)

I'm watching Kings of Rock'n'roll

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:10, Reply)

You're in Chariots really ain't ya?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:15, Reply)

yer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:24, Reply)

You're alright for tomorrow though aint ya?
Oxford thing?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)

yes half nine pick up

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Cool cool, use this as a bit of leverage
explain, that it's only going to be once might not drop little one off till 8pm
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:25, Reply)

her folks are driving up from Kent to pick her up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:28, Reply)

She dropped this shit on you short notice
Her granddad has come a hell of a lot further than Kent
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Let me hook you up with a link instead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmgH1p9YVMY

I know you will like this
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)

5:16

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:39, Reply)

9:40

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)

16:00

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)

40:50

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)

x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:38, Reply)

TWOEY





xxx
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Hartoid!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:39, Reply)

*skips in a circle*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)

*skips in an octagon*
*loses count*
*sprains ankle*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)

I eight that dance

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:43, Reply)

alright
Listening to that new DJ Friction mix. It's a bit teenybopper.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)

My link is musch better

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Alright Sean Connery.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Schones Munnypenny

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Bender.
My feet are fucking wrecked tonight. I feel like I've got lead weights strapped to my ankles.

/old lady
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:54, Reply)

You OK b3ffy boo?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Fucking cunted.
How's you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Kinda pissed off at the moment

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:58, Reply)

You tell me who's done you dark, kiddo.
I'll sort them.*





*I won't help you
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Had a prick ask me what my worth is to the company

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Did you cunt them right in the fuck?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:03, Reply)

It was a new HR prick
Told them the £7-12 million contracts at 1.5-40% kinda speaks volumes SO FUCK OFF
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:05, Reply)

YEAH

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:06, Reply)

I then got a call from my line manager at Basingstoke
YOU SHOULD NOT SPEAK TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT


whilst the mobile rang.........Line manager

"That put the prick in their place"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:09, Reply)

Basingstoke? Nasty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)

your face?
Nastier.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 22:59, Reply)

That's your tits banging against your ankles. HTH.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Evening, titch.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Alright bingo

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 2 Aug 2013, 21:05, Reply)