I've heard it before, there was this guy that did a flit after his company card bounced. On a £300 lunch.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:44, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I HAVE told you it before.
Well, this one time, a guy that did a flit after his company card bounced? On a £300 lunch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I heard something similar
There was this £300 lunch and the bloke paying for it found that his card had been declined so he fucked off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

from a criminal law perspective
it's only theft if you decide to do a runner AFTER you've eaten, and not before. if it's before, you lack IPD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

IPD?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Internet Pinball Database.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)

No idea. But this one time, I heard about this bloke who was unable to settle a lunch bill.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Heard about it? I was THERE.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I hope Paul Hardcastle writes a song for you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)

intention to permanently deprive
it's a key component in theft.

of course, good luck convincing the court of WHEN you formed it.

"no, honestly, i didn't decide to nick it until after i'd eaten it. i really meant to pay when i sat down..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)