Morning b3th

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Morning you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:31, Reply)

paki flirter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:33, Reply)

They don't all smell, you know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:37, Reply)

How are "tricks"?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:36, Reply)

Turning nicely.
Got a day off today, and I managed to catch up on about ten hours sleep last night, so feeling bloody chipper.

Now, just a few runs to the tip with some boxes that have been littering up the place, and I can get started on a shitload of housework.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I've also slept well the last few nights so chipper high-fives!
Been digging the fuck out of my back garden at the moment as it has been left for about 10 years. Found a patio under part of the lawn so cleared that out and chopped down about 60' of ivy growing up the fence that needed a fucking axe to remove.

FIRE TIME!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Alright, 'Lord Sugar'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I've been 'digging the fuck out of' YOUR MUM'S 'back garden'
GEDDIT YOUR MUM GEDDIT HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MUM DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)

You should try his mother in law.
She won't put up much of a fight, and her insides should be nice and wriggly by now.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)

Slightly toasted I'm afraid

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:54, Reply)

How inconsiderate.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)