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Morning allEnough about our very own Superman BP who selflessly didn't leave a sick and injured man to his fate.
What was the last altruistic or selfless thing you did, and were you dignified and quiet about it or did you undo your good work by crowing about it crassly to make sure everyone knew how great you are?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:06,
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I have never done a truely altruistic or selfless actas deep down I am doing it for the medals. I do have a fine collection of medals though.
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Peej, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:09,
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That's because there are no selfless acts.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:45,
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well that certainly was charitable of her given your 'unfortunate' looks(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:17,
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How *is* that charity work coming along, not that we all know anything about it because of your dignified silence on the matter(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:26,
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I sit on the board of several charities.Plus, I fucked a fat chick once.
But I don't like talking about my charity work.
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Just warning you, this thread will be terrible.It was really just to mock Bear Pookie so by all means someone start another one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:27,
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I prefer to help others to help themselves by never doing anything for anyone else ever.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:32,
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All my charity donations are removed from my salary before I get it :o((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:33,
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you won't get much for a "Tipo" these days(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:38,
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Careful, you're sounding dangerously like Chompy. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:49,
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the sickest of burnsIt was a pun about 'fiat money'. Do you need a Wikipedia link to explain the frightfully clever joke?
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Valuation being made next week.There's a local firm who're offering fees of just 1% because it's their 10 year anniversary or some shit. That seems to be a good price. I've arranged to store some of my shit to make the place look less cluttered.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:48,
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I can store your records for you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:50,
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Well it's only fair after the amount of spunk I've stored in your wife's arse over the years.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:51,
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Always a good idea to remove some stuff to make the place look more spacious. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:50,
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The place does actually have a lot of storage space.Just not enough to hide all my Trebus-esque hoarding from view.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:52,
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I'd rather not talk about it, if it's all the same to you.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:38,
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Show a bit more respect for your mother.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:42,
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^ is a fat chick(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:45,
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Made me laugh so I'll be altruistic and share the loveimgur.com/a/yJ09J
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:45,
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ah, you and your friends poolside in the CarribbeanAlways with the ostentatious wealth, eh?
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That's fantastic.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:47,
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Don't you get it? FUNNY ANIMALS HAHAHA!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:49,
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It's battered taking his daughter swimmingDo keep up
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 8:50,
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Those dogs look vicious man.They're changing the law on dangerous dogs, or at least wanting to. You're now looking at a possible life if your mutt kills someone.
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Morning hippy.I'm fucking ace. Do you know of a 70s psych band called Helicopter?
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Just having a look now.Their guitarist did a song with a band I saw the other night, The Electric Stars. You'll probably like them.
Apparently the guy had some influence on the Hawks.
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All the old alan partridges are on netflix now.I selflessly didn't quote every word of the farmer episode last night.
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Not it sure it will be that good based on the trailers. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:13,
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I'm concerned that it might be shitI didn't actually watch all of the last series because I didn't enjoy it.
The first one I think is one of the best comedy shows of all time. Coogan's only back doing Partridge because everything else he's done has flopped badly. Like his Wilf film with Jackie Chan: the pair of them should be fucking ashamed of themselves.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:21,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMgiBl5AXN4
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:30,
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The Trip was very good indeed.'Saturday night, starring Trevor Eve'.
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Cocaine may be a lot of fun, but it does tend to impair critical judgement(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:24,
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I never seen any evidence of this.Anyone want to buy a flat?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:35,
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The Geordie guy in the first series is the TV meerkat, isn't he?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:31,
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The chicken monologue in particular is a very special thing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:11,
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It's looking down at the other chickens wondering why they're so small!(, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)
Signed up for the Great North Run purely to raise money for charity and to honour the mother-in-lawI am crowing about it now and after sponsorship!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:09,
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That doesn't sound at all great.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:24,
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They tried calling it the 'Mediocre North Run' but it didn't drum up enough interest(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:29,
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haI was going to give my money to The UK Apathy Foundation, but I couldn't be arsed.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:31,
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I was asked to donate to the UK Constipation Research fundbut I told them I couldn't give a shit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:42,
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I was asked to donate to the UK Dwarfism Research Foundationbut I was a bit short.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 10:01,
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this^Doing about 20 miles a week training at the moment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:30,
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So the actual race should only take you 4.6 days!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:33,
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\o/I reckon JUST under 2 hours
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:35,
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Just be careful you don't get a made up broken foot and have to cancel it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:14,
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Everything I do is altruisticI think only of my fellow man. And woman, I guess. Although they should be capable of looking after themselves really. I mean, they bang on about it enough. Sexual equality, my arse.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:28,
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I love the way you buy yourself all of those guitars, just for the good of us.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:32,
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I'd sexual equality your arse in a New York minute.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:33,
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I'd wipe my knob on your curtains in a Poughkeepsie decade x(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:37,
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I'd think about you while twirling my beard hair around my finger in a Milwaukee morning x(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:49,
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I'd make you wear my bollocks like a pair of Nakers' 'Oakleys' in an Alamo afternoon x(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:51,
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WELL THATS MY FUCKING EARWORM FOR THE DAY SORTED YOU MINCE LORDLING CUNT(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:37,
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Forsooth!Methinks Ser Reginald hast become enraged!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:37,
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You warned people this thread would be terrible, why don't people listen Mince?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:38,
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Save us with a new one, Reg.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:48,
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Cos they're pricks, Ser Reginald.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:49,
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Everyone already knows how great I amwhich is why I don't crow about all the selfless acts of 'not killing stupid, irritating, annoying people'.
Se'sly. Some people are only alive because I don't want to go to jail.
You're all welcome, by the way.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:29,
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Turning nicely.Got a day off today, and I managed to catch up on about ten hours sleep last night, so feeling bloody chipper.
Now, just a few runs to the tip with some boxes that have been littering up the place, and I can get started on a shitload of housework.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:41,
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I've also slept well the last few nights so chipper high-fives!Been digging the fuck out of my back garden at the moment as it has been left for about 10 years. Found a patio under part of the lawn so cleared that out and chopped down about 60' of ivy growing up the fence that needed a fucking axe to remove.
FIRE TIME!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:45,
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I've been 'digging the fuck out of' YOUR MUM'S 'back garden'GEDDIT YOUR MUM GEDDIT HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MUM DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:50,
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You should try his mother in law.She won't put up much of a fight, and her insides should be nice and wriggly by now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:52,
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I think most of the selfless stuff I have done involved repeatedly not killing my ex-wifeAnd I give Money to charidy, but that's mostly to piss of the ghost of thatcher.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:38,
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