I just don't like 'resorts', not even 'high end' ones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The posh hotels aren't like resorts these days.
They rooms tend to be villas on their own.

Everything else is like a restaurant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

TBH as stunned poster says
you can get some great ones. I would generally agree with you regarding resorts and have done some cheap horrors out of desperation, However I have been on a couple that were great, and you could travel around etc. free of the resort but it was handy to have it as a base.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I've done 2 Maldives holidays that were spectacular
but it is two weeks doing absolutely NOTHING.

I don't have a problem with this but some people need to do stuff.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

The odd day of doing fuck all I can cope with.
But a whole fortnight of it would drive me crackers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

the jamaica one
I scuba'd, horse rode... walked along the beach to a local bar and drank heavily, etc. as I said lower down it just depends on the type of resort really.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Yeah, fair enough.
My bird's the same.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Yeah, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I like the ones where prostertution is legal and the age of concent is nice and low, about 12 does it.
The trouble is with a lot of them, homosexuality is illegal... win some lose some.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)

From the pre-pubescent boys of the third world there is a collective sigh of relief.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)