Emergency 'anything but waki place names' thread.
What do you think the next think will be that Hipsters will wear ironically? I'm going with tank tops.


Alt: What sub-culture should Monty embrace now that he's been kicked out of The Steam Punks? I vote that he should be a Juggalo.

ALTALT:post a picture of a dog. or not.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:37, 32 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My housemates boyfriend just got himself a stupid haircut
He's got the sides really short and the top really long and flicky and wanky. I think that hipsters will try to wear cigarettes as an accessory. From their mouths.

Monty should be a Brony, by the way.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)

that sounds suspiciously like my hair, so you're probably right
Hipsters keep doing the stuff I do and making me look crap.

Brony sounds a very monty thing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Hahahaha. Brony. That's fucking brilliant.
Made out of plastic, for a spastic.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I saw one wearing corduroy trousers does that count?
Alt: baptist minister
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)

we'll he'd suit a dog collar I reckon
and he likes to preach.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

I've been invited to celebratory drinks with big bosses!
In london, at 5pm, about 10 minutes ago. It's like they don't actually want me there.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)

They don't.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Now I know what dozer feels like :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Are they going to pay your train fare?
If so, get the train and abuse their hospitality.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I'd have to pay and claim it back.
I'm not dressed to meet the DfH and board members even if it's just in the pub. So fuck it, next time.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Dressed to meet them, fuck 'em. They are public servants.
You are the public, tell 'em to get serving the drinks.

What do you care, you're leaving?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

They'll probably only allow me one small glass of red wine daily.
And make me eat one of my five a day with it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Or they want you to take the rest of the day off.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Nah, can't do that too busy.
I'll reply suggesting instead of a gastropub in westminister the venue should change to Lloyds in milton keynes.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Too busy not working.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Alright Placido Domingo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Fuck, is that the time?
I should get going...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

What does the NHS have to celebrate?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

NHS trip advisor is live.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

They're all smoking pipes and stuff now, they'll start living in squats and on the street ironically until about september
then buy a house.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

You are wrong and a cunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

well, yes
but about what particularly, in this instance?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I was just following instructions from your post in the last thread.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Oh, gotcha.
christ my memory is really shit today, I blame lack of sleep.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Those stacked shoes that spaz kids used to have to wear.
Alt: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDkLSjsiqlM
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Ironic Callipers
Alt: Radical Islam

Altalt: not
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

As opposed to aluminium callipers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

Their heart on their sleeve
Alt: Browncoats

Altalt:

          

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( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Alt: fairly sure sci fi in general is on the list of stuff Monty hates
which is ironic given his love of hawkwind.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

We should all like Hawkwind too, that'd learn him

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Personally I'm quite fond of their stuff, it's cute.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Chainmail "wet suits" hopefully

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)