you'd share drink in a desert
or you'd share a dessert?

Either way, I reckon swipe's dying of thirst or not getting pudding.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you are assuming i'd be seen with him in that cardigran...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)

No sorry, I didn't finish the sentence.
I meant I'd share stories to keep spirits up, but keep all of the water because I hate Muslims.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)

+which isn't racist

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Not even in my top ten cloths

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)

Every time in public I ask my wife to hand me a muslin to clean up babybadger
I worry that someone thinks I said Muslim, because I'm that cripplingly liberal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I love the idea that you're worried somebody might think
that you're asking your wife to provide you with an Imam with whom you will wipe your baby's arse.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

I don't really.
I'm just trying to make you see that I still love you despite your terrible bigoted ways.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)

Although, I should probably point out
You might want to double-check what muslins are used for in advance of you actually ever spawning.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:53, Reply)

I got a bit confused with the whole gypsy versus traveller business, looking back.
I've got no experience whatsoever with, or any opinion on, gypsies. I was talking about the sort of travellers that camped on Dale Farm. My fault, got my wires crossed.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)

It's OK, man.
just hold me.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:56, Reply)

I am a terrible bigot, though.
Make no mistake.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:57, Reply)

kiss me you fool

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Has this become a threesome, now?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I thought that was because Muslims turned into Gyppos if you got them wet after midnight?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)

No, that makes them multiply

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)

You're thinking of the Irish.
I don't like that lot, either.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Steady on, it's not racist to hate the Irish,

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

hang on a minute, be fair
it's not like they're welsh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)

You really can't be racist against the Welsh
I mean it's not possible. They aren't a nationality or a race.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)

a nationality or a race. people.

see also bristolians.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:52, Reply)