Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you've met rapeyrapeso you know how low my standards have dropped in the past.
and yet i'd still turn you down.
you might as well kill yourself now.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:54,
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latest was 12 years ago)
But you fucked Chompy, yes?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:05,
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to answer that i'd have to go into technical detailthe likes of which would scar you to your very soul
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08,
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I think technically the penetration needs to break the one inch barrier to count(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08,
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ShitDoes that mean I am still a virgin, or does only count if you are the penetrated not the penetrator
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There'll never be a need to turn me down, as I wouldn't want to go near you in the first place.I have an aversion to fat northern ginger bints with excessively poor body odour and a labia that could be used for windsurfing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 10:59,
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This is why I log on here ^(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:00,
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you know he's at the vinegar strokes just picturing itlittle face all red and sweaty, tongue protuding from his spit-flecked lips, right hand frantically flogging his half flaccid pudding...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:02,
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let's face it, it's not like you use it for anything other than typing on here.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:08,
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HTHwww.cgarsltd.co.uk/round-chromegun-metal-double-blade-cutter-p-3651.html?gclid=CLjj1LTN7bgCFcJc3godMTMASg
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:09,
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