"I won't come in your mouth"
Alt: Beauty. That is all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've never understood this
Its the equivalent of chewing your food and then not swallowing it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

If your missus is chewing
then sorry to tell you but she is doing it wrong...


*well on you anyway, with me she is like a henry hoover*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)

hoover Kelly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)

What am I
slurp
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)

+ doing with my life

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Nah, it's a poem by Keats.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Look I said sorry, FFS, let it go.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

It was a shock, ok?
I mean, I didn't mind paying for the pizza, but when I agreed to meet you for awkward, furtive internet sex, I wasn't expecting that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)

sorry, folks
I don't think it's fair to abuse Chompy's missus who's done nothing to anyone and is really very sound indeed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Bollocks.
However it's fine for certain other posters to have made comments about my (soon to be ex) wife?

Chompy has said himself his missus is a stripper, which is a type of sex worker.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)

No that wasn't fine either - you didn't like it, and you objected and fair enough.
I've overstepped the mark myself shitloads of times so I'm not judging, but given the ability to remove part of the thread and leave the rest intact I've done it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Chompy didn't object, he just put me on 2.0.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)

He has requested before that people leave his girlfriend out of any arguments they have with him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)

I don't have any argument with him.Just stating some facts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)

You do now.
2.0 is about more than ignoring, it's a declaration that you are now internet foes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

Oh no!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

That's true I s'pose
*shrugs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)

Hang on if I am not allowed to make lewd jokes about other peoples
Wives/ girlfriends or boyfriends I am all out of material
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)

YEAH THATS JUST WHAT YOUR WIFE SAID!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)

I don't get this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)

hahahaha
I have just had someone staring at me through the window as I had a chuckle fit at that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 12:22, Reply)