Is the accident the cause of the need for two hats, errr, two hats?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Oh, no
I did fracture my skull, but no particularly bad damage was done to my bonce. My face and mouth took most of the impact.
Took most of the skin off my hands at the time too. Really I was fucking lucky to survive it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)

Yeah
Stupid kid. I walked out in front of a bus without looking when I was 10-ish. It sort of clipped me and threw me about 30 feet down the road.
REMEMBER THE GREEN CROSS CODE, KIDS! OTHERWISE YOU'LL END UP LOOKING LIKE TWO HATS!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Chicks dig scars though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Or is it ska they dig? I forget

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

If you're in a ska band AND have scars
You'll have them frothing at the gash
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)

+g

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)

It *is* terribly moreish

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)

NO SPANIARDS NO BLACKS

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)

I am going to have to point out how clever and witty this post is myself

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:08, Reply)

It looked much worse when I was a kid
My face has sort of grown into it, if that makes sense.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)

do you look like arseface from preacher?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 16:57, Reply)