Well when you sell up you can change jobs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Monty is very well qualified for lots of other positions.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:45, Reply)

I kind of am, the problem being that they'd be other positions similar to this one,
which would be monumentally dull and a waste of what's left of my intellect.

Bah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:46, Reply)

1. I hate managing people
2. I hate the public
3. I hate most things
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Become a bus driver or a postman.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Bus driver would be even more horrendous
Dealing with the public and counting their pennies.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)

All the 'pub bore' jobs round my way get snapped up in seconds.
I blame Nick Clagg.


I'm leaving that typo in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)

It's funny, because he's a bit like a turd that's stuck to you arsehole.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)

the arsehole in this case being David Cameron

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:24, Reply)

Become a sunglasses salesman in Bongo Bongo Land.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 17:50, Reply)

What's a pub bore job?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:00, Reply)

you know
The bloke in the juicer who joins in your conversation unbidden, tedious unfunny fiveskin with an opinion on everything. Basically my perfect job.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:14, Reply)

The 'Legless' if you will.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 18:24, Reply)