Busy here this evening, innit.
NOT!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:37, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I missed the party today. *sigh*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Never mind.
There ain't no party like the UKIP party.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:42, Reply)

just watching the Grateful Dead

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

I'm learning how to get a council house by watching Channel 4.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)

What I like about that show, is that it shows that immigrents don't get it as easy as the DM makes it out to be.
But last week's one made me think WTF when that family was gonna turn down that wicked flat in central london 'cus it didn't have a parking space and they don't drive anyway
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

I haven't seen it before.
Those people sound like right spastics.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Never say never, but I'm pleased that ain't my boat.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:03, Reply)

I knew Dangermouse was exaggerating

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)

Alright Jeff?
'appin' ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Watching channel 4, looking at contracts and looking at cars that wouldn't be remotely
practical to own or run.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Check 'em!
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C298218#
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Swish-as man, what they like to drive?
I'd have thought the more modern the easier but I know f-all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:02, Reply)

No idea what they are like to drive.
Well out of my price range!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:04, Reply)

my boss has a DB4 and has just come back from Barbados
which is quite nice to know as I sell my home
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:13, Reply)

One of the contractors I worked with about a year ago was driving a Ferrari
A combination of midlife-crisis, unexpected inheritance, savings and a mate in the trade.

It was at a time they were making shit loads of people redundant.

He was asked not to drive it to work as it sent out of wrong impression. The lucky devil had it for about 5 months and sold it for more than he paid for it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:16, Reply)

My Dad's old buisness partner got a Bently Contanental GT for his retirement do, that they held at the ivy.
I think it was a bently contanental gt.... it was a sports bently and without a doubt the nicest car i've ever been in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:24, Reply)

BENTley contiBENTal more like!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:29, Reply)

A brand of BRA innit

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:32, Reply)

you said bra!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:35, Reply)

If you're having Bra issues than I feel bad for ya' son, I got 99 problems but cross dressing ain't on.e

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:37, Reply)

It's just a storm in a D-Cup, he'll be fine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:40, Reply)

everything has gone tits

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:46, Reply)

Oh Allah, didn't even look at the price....there's not-bad flats up north you could buy for that sort of dosh
What I mean is though, in general, are old cars hard to drive? Back when I was in cyprus I had a what I though was a Honda Integra (but google pics say otherwise, it was an old honda where the lights would come from the insides and it had a 'choke' button, was really low down) and I hated driving it... but we also had an automatic 4x4, which was really fun and easy to drive, especially going off-road.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Old cars have more character, new cars are less trouble.
Depends what/when/how often you'd use them.

If you were driving 100 miles a day, then something modern and sensible would be easier to drive, if you only drive on a Sunday, in the summer, when it's dry - and you know your way around a car, then a old 'um would probably be better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:23, Reply)

Makes sense, I reckon personally i'd like to go modern, I like mod cons and gadgets.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:30, Reply)

The more gadgets, the more that can go wrong.
With an old car, you can hit things with spanners.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:41, Reply)

cf stereo equipment

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:45, Reply)

You're being picky now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Yeah' man, but you're talking to someone who has watch with bluetooth and an API.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:47, Reply)

I've got a smart watch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Cool, what one is it?
Or do you mean a watch that looks classy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:57, Reply)

Watches mean quite a bit ot me, i've always warn one, but if only had 4. I feel weird without them.
I had my first one when I was about 7 or soo which was a green one for diving.
Then on my batmizah my uncle gave me a really nice Tag,
Then when my Dad died, I had his watch, which he wore consistantly for decades.
and then now yesterday I got a Pebble one.

I've seen some patients and stuff about what Apple is going to do, like using the strap as a battery. I'm thinking march next year it'll come out, and i'd probably get that.

Not becaues i'm an apple fanboy though, if my devices were all android, i'd go for the android equivolent that'l come out around the same time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:00, Reply)

Any 'smart watch' commments
Shouldn't be treated as a statement of technology.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:02, Reply)

Hah, thought so.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:06, Reply)

I have a Citizen Eco-Drive
that was bought as a present - still wearing it 10 years on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:33, Reply)

Gonz - did you see that a new series of Top Boy is starting on the 20th August?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Oh sweet man, I loved the last one. I knew it was coming out 'round the corner but didn't know when.
Lookin' forward to that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Hopefully no more animals will get hung

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:17, Reply)

Totally, I wanna see that boy who was chasing kid-with-dog get his comeuppance this time, he was a prick.
The young girl was a bit annoying, but not enough to put me off the hsow.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:23, Reply)

You watching this legal highs thing? I just put it on

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:25, Reply)

Nah, Phoneshop

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:27, Reply)

I couldn't get into that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:31, Reply)

same
But then I am a contrary prick
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:36, Reply)

This series has been absolute shit so far.
You've missed nothing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:41, Reply)

Well, bar the early 90s.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:41, Reply)

oh I didn't miss a moment of them

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:45, Reply)

I'm not suggesting you did!
I'm just wondering how much you remember.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:47, Reply)

long term memory good
short...erm....you know. ...

Hi. Monty. Nice to meet you
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:51, Reply)

whether you give a toss about archaeology or not
Egypt's Lost Cities on yer iPlayer is fucking nuts. This American bint has technology to find entire fucking pyramids that are no longer there. Mental.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Give it a rest Esteban

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:46, Reply)

mysterious

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:49, Reply)

There was a film about 5 years ago set in aztek (or something like that) time with subtitals, it had some famous actor in it.... I think you'd like that, i'll try and remember the name.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:50, Reply)

IMDB hasn't returned any matches from your detailed description.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:52, Reply)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:55, Reply)

apocalypto?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:52, Reply)

The Four Tops less....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:53, Reply)

you know The Internet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Should I be leaving?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:56, Reply)

*looks at smart watch*
Yes
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:57, Reply)

That's the one !
Another one you might like is The Count of Monty Christo, that was good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:55, Reply)

it's quite possibly my favourite book

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:56, Reply)

It used to be for me that anything before WW2 and I couldn't relate or enjoy the book....
.... but i've started reading Game Of Thrones (yeah', I know, I like it anyway) its made me think that maybe I can enjoy books that don't have a world I can relate too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:05, Reply)

open your mind, dude
No matter where or when they are set all books are about people
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:09, Reply)

apart from like geology ones I

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:13, Reply)

Read them
they're mostly about the geologists...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:52, Reply)

Sweet man, on the contracts you window shopping or wanting to go for it? I've seen some lovely jobs that have made me ponder.... higher wage and right up my street.
I reckon I gotta do my driving lessons sometime soon, might treat myself for my 30th with a course.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Always looking.
Not a lot around that looks interesting though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Cool, I go through stages where I do the same, ditto for flats/houses, bit of pondering helps the time go by

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:13, Reply)

I'm quite inebriated.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Good work!
Not busy tomorrow then?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Nah. Quite a chilled day planned.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Wonderful.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)

What do you want?
Blood?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:53, Reply)

You blobbing (again)?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Would you like me to tell you when I am?


Evening.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:56, Reply)

Not really.
Have you enjoyed having The One Show in your garden this week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:57, Reply)

I thought they were only there one night?
Missed it completely, I'm afraid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:58, Reply)

Maybe it was one night.
I don't know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:00, Reply)

Jesus. Do your research properly before you start with the questioning.




I'm fairly sure it would have been shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:01, Reply)

You might have seen Alex Jones wanking.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:03, Reply)

wanking in the air

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:04, Reply)

OH COME ON

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:20, Reply)

alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Tangles!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:54, Reply)

'Ow biss Jeff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:56, Reply)

Fucked off Tanges.
Work is a CUNT. A COMPLETE CUNT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:56, Reply)

You've taken up gynaecology?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:58, Reply)

yo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:56, Reply)

*black people slang that doesnt sound right when I say it*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:00, Reply)

*gets complicated handshake embarrassingly wrong*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:03, Reply)

*realises that I still appear to be holding hands with you and withdraws hand quickly*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:09, Reply)

What a pair of batty mans innit

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:13, Reply)

well bent

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:15, Reply)

Like a fucking paperclip.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:15, Reply)

alright quenders

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:13, Reply)

I'm back north in a couple of weeks.
Do you fancy not meeting for a pint then?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:13, Reply)

Don't do it, Dozer!
He's just setting you up to laugh at you again.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:15, Reply)

that isn't Dozer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:16, Reply)

yer
But I'm in France for a week from the 20th.

So maybe not, eh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:15, Reply)

I'll be in France then too
Want to meet pour un demi?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:24, Reply)

oui

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:26, Reply)

alright portmanteaumosexual

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:14, Reply)

alright Montosaurus

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:16, Reply)

aye, my bonny Heather

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:19, Reply)

^film

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:20, Reply)

bedtime for Montler

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:24, Reply)

^film

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:26, Reply)

G'night all, always a pleasure.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 23:42, Reply)