Anyway, forgetting about all that, you were telling us you think you might be gay or summat, Kroney?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:48, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*pushes back*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)

OG reckons a guy I work with would love a bit of nob-gobbling
My counterpoint is that he's never the slightest inclination for a bit of nob-gobbling. Her riposte is that he never talks about, mentions, or tries chatting up women that we've seen. My reply is that an absence of proof for one thing does not prove another.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Does he like the taste of garlic?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Does he vant to suck your blood?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)

The only way to do this is:
The Caucasian Chalk Circle test... You place him in a circle then you strip naked on one side and your missus the other then whomever he goes to will give you the proof
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Maybe he only likes sex with children.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)

or cats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)

But does he prefer boy cats or girl cats?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)

But does he prefer boy children or girl children?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Or dead people.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)

But does he prefer boy dead people or girl dead people?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

As I said in the last thread
Women are shit at this. They hardly ever get it right. Like most things women do, they THINK they're good at it, and actually aren't.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Swipe certainly gets it wrong.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

garbage
i get it right.

i just ignore it :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

women's instincts are amazingly powerful
i bet she's right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Women's instincts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
You'll notice they aren't written on paper.

EXACTLY
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)

oh poor kroney
you'll learn. one day. you'll learn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I've only ever been wrong about one person.
How about you?
( Kroney, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)

see above
i've never been wrong about anyone.

it just hasn't stopped me doing it/ignoring the red flags anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Oh man you should never ignore the red flags
Or you end up with a ginger goatee
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)

bleugh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Its a mistake that a chap makes only once

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:28, Reply)

I am sure you are correct
I mean I bet you have never ever ever tried to get you hands on the cock of a Shirt Lifter now have you
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 12:16, Reply)