I was in an antique guitar shop in Newcastle browsing, aged about 19
I spotted a Fender Strat I like and enquired as to how much it was

"Lots" was the answer. I had just been given over £2K as an inheritence which was the reason I was browsing there in the first place. I pulled out my wallet, stuffed to the brim with £20 notes that I was due to take to the bank, pulled a load out

...then walked straight out the door with the manager of the shop pretty much begging me to come back in.

FUCKING PRICK that he was
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Needless to say...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I couldn't drive aged 19
So I walked my supermodel to the bus
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

There's a strikethrough or 2 in there...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I set 'em up
I decided to write it in proper Lie of the Week stylee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)