Last Ikea purchase I made resulted in me putting my back out
And having to take a day off work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How'd ya' bets come through today Jeff?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:18, Reply)

Sheffield Wednesday let me down.
Aside from that, the other 4 teams in my 5 team acca came in.

No win this week, but the season is but young.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Sweet, not bad at all. I quite like a punt on the big events to keep me interested.... Grand National, Olmypics, finals, stuff like that.
You ever play the roulette machines? I like those ones every blue moon.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Would rather have a punt on something that is less 'chance' than a ball and a wheel
But if in the casino and the cards have been kind, I'll often have a small punt on roulette if the going is good.

It's a very quick way to win or lose though, I'd rather have small bets on a 90 minutes match than a 30 second spin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I won £800 on roulette in Madeira

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)

That's a result.
I hope you spent it on the cable car and then racing down again on one of those wooden sledge things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:38, Reply)

i spent it on wine and prawns the size of horses

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Do you like a regular punt?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)

not at all, no
Casino was next to hotel
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:43, Reply)

That's a double result then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:45, Reply)

It was when next night I also won £350 more
I think that used up all my gambling luck
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)

I still hope you went on the cable car and rode down the hill on a sledge though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:52, Reply)

i sadly did not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:52, Reply)

There is next to fuck all to do in Madeira
Eat cake.
Go to that fancy hotel for afternoon tea.
Drink Madeira Wine.

And...

GO ON THE CABLE CAR AND GET IN A BADLY BUILT SLEDGE

And you FAILED. FAILED I TELLS YA.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Those prawns that take a good 3-4 bites are my favorite.
They do prawns at my local fishmongers that are the length of my forearm, but they're about £7 each.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:46, Reply)

I had two and it filled my plate
I had to send them back as I couldn't get the shells off them!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:47, Reply)

Hah, niiice.
This'll sound gross, but sucking the head is really nice on those.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Yeah', I guess when you bet, what you're paying for is the thrill of winning/losing, so the longer you prolong that, the more value you're getting..... weather you win or lose.
With roullette that could be over too quick if you want to spend an afternoon gambling.

I guess it's a bit like downing shots of something like Aftershock compared to a glass of wine.

Not sure if that makes sense.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)

I have been sweating like a 70s DJ hearing a knock at the door Jeff
Still, hard work never killed anyone! Except all those people who had heart attacks while overstraining. And all those jews.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Aug 2013, 20:42, Reply)