Someone should have stepped in to stop chocho's parents naming him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:25, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*Fights the urge to do a strike through and replace a word with conceiving*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)

i knew we were all thinking it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

you misspelled it.

it's c-o-n-c-e-i-v-i-n-g
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

They wasn't even MARRied at the time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)

is that a crack about him being adopted?
you nasty man
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)

why the recent animosity to chompy batts?
Are you trying to get into swipes granny pants?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:31, Reply)

this isn't battered
this is apey
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)

oops, mis-read.
I'll assume it's just the usual spakka kid picking on someone popular to try and look hard kinda thing then..
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)

wrong way round, with the kids
but otherwise yeah
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)

chompy cam out better in the poll than you did.
just because you have 'issues' doesn't mean he's not well liked generally...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

uh huh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

uh huh.
I have no axe to grind either way, while I agree with him on more things, you would almost have to be more pleasant socially, but you are a demented stalker when it comes to him and it does you no favours.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

i'm not going to argue with you
you're just wrong about him, that's all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I said nothing about him, except we agree on a few things.
I did call you a mental though, you go on like he raped you sister or summat and it's all about some fucking pizza? I used to think you had some secret, good, reason for all the hate, but I was a fucking mug and you are a loon.

no offence, like
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

no, it's not about pizza
he behaved disgustingly, but if i hadn't heard from someone third hand what he'd said about me behind my back to someone else, i would have let it go. as it is, he'll get reminded that he's a cunt if/when i feel like it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

yes dear.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)

c'est vrai

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Meh, I only have the info I have and based on that you are really quite worryingly obsessed
Lacking further data I stand by my conclusion, not that I imagine you care, nor should you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

zero fucks given indeed
after all, i'm not the one posting on here that i'd be happy if he died...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

good oh. happy lunacy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

what poll?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

this one:
Swipe or Chompy



although actually it seems they are neck and neck now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I believe they should have the right to trial by combat
*checks paperwork*

Yep, says so right here
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Swipe would annihilate him.
the fury in that one is both impressive and scary.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

urgh no, i might chip my manicure
i'd just pay someone else to do it

don't you know ANYTHING about me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Fear does not exist in this dojo

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:01, Reply)

you chip my manicure, i'll show you fucking fear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)

They should do it LARPer style
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1983546
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Fun fact:
LARP swords often have a carbon fibre rod down the middle of them. it's possible to kill someone with these, if you're not careful, so stabbing is strictly prohibited.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)

fun fact:
THE LETTERS "F, U and N" do not appear in larping, with damn good reason
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

you'd love it
you'd be one of the prettier ones.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

oi!
I'm the best one here, FACT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)

ahem

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)

you, sir, are a bent spastic
if this was a school you'd be sitting in the corner chewing the fur on the hood of your parka.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)