Alt: Not attacked, but I did have to avoid a large tortoise yesterday whilst cycling, that appeared to be being 'walked'' by its owner.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

One wanking strikethrough a day is my limit, soz

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Shame, that would have been classic.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

that's what happens when you get past about 25

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Fuck off, I'm not that old

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

you're about 36

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Says who?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)

we know your oats, OATBOY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Eh?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

YER

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post939766
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)

not for the first time
i have absolutely no idea what i was chatting on about
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Aw look, the good old days before all the good people left.
There's even a pre-flounce battered in there.
I wonder what it was that baldmonkey did.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Ah yes, I remember it well

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Who were you in those days?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Same as now. I'm in the link too y'know

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)

davros linked to something to show it was quentin
didn't he, RORY?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)

To show who was quentin?
link plz
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1600062
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Blimey, don't remember any of that
Ah well, fair cop bang to rights etc, you can't argue with that.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)

fucking hell, it's not really you, is it?
i thought you'd died in a rare helicopter/neckless incident :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)

I must be, you can't argue with facts

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)

i can
RORY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)

Typical rswipe! *rolls eyes*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)

urrrgh
don't make me hug you...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)

*de-robes*
*spreads*
*makes come hither eyes*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)

it's just not the same when it's not YM doing it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)

You've been giving my mum naked ladyhugs?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)

i tried
but her nipples kept banging my kneecaps and it put me off my stroke
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)

+ knock

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Yeah, it wasn't empirical evidence
Only a conversation where Davvo called him quints and he responded.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)

It's all very confusing
I'll leave you lot alone to figure out who you all are. I'm just a longtime lurker me.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

You'll always be Jim Carrey to me, Reg.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Can't even remember why I picked that name

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2045924
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Don't know any morse code, soz

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)

True. 7 years of problems for me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)

i remember winding the boys up at uni because men reach their sexual peak at 19
if only we'd realised the implications for us too *cries*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I'm still hoping to reach mine.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Its under your gunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

That's not the problem, it's my little fliddy beadle arms that won't reach.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)

i want to do the tour of the west cemetery at highgate at some point
i was googling it, and found the following classic comment about the east cemetery:

"jeremy beadle would have been mortified to find two old ladies standing on his grave identifying him as 'the one with the funny hand'"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Is that where he's buried?
I keep meaning to go for a wander round Highgate cemetery, looks interesting, but I keep forgetting.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)

yes, he's in the modern bit, apparently
it seems you can go to the east bit any time, but the older west bit is guided tour only, which you can book in advance during the week, and take pot luck at the weekend. after the west tour, you can go and look around the east.

it's kind of creepy, but kind of cool i think, and the views/wild life etc look amazing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

It looks an interesting mix of wild/creepy which I like.
I shall have to remember to go up next time I'm working at the weekend.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Just like b3ta then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)

More on the creepy side here, by my reckoning.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)

*opens gaz box*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)

What is a 'gaz'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)