Yoga is all about the stretching and holding the position which uses the muscles.
I can barely touch my toes yet Madonna can see what she's had for lunch.

I can't fathom the science behind how women can get on each others menstrual cycles. Odd.

alt. soosanne is a prick. The last pretension I saw was also in a name. That horrid Katie Hopkins bitch, but someone got her so good when she mocked the name George for the royal baby. They said "I named my dog Katie because she loves the taste of her own shit and barks out nonsense"

altalt. Don't really have one. There are people I admire but never classed them as heroes. Probably Batman.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:17, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The best bit was her saying about how she wouldn't let her children play with kids 'named after places'
Phillip Schofield's response of 'Isn't your daughter called India?' cracked me up
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)

That was brilliant.
Phillip became a personal hero to me that day.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Yes! And she said she didn't name her child geographically?!
I don't know how Holly didn't grab her by the hair and rive her round
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)

"rive her round"?
is this gay slang or geordie slang?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)

I would say Geordie

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)

In an increasingly PC world she simply says what we are all thinking, but dare not say.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Everyone knows Chardonnay and Brooklyn are shit names
but to stop your young kids socialising with them?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)