I am feeling the faint glimmer of excitement here.
I've been looking at flats for sale in less attractive areas and there might be a way for me to buy one with what I get from selling up. Problem will be my horrendous credit rating, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:33, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Your existing mortgage provider might let you transfer your existing mortgage, but at a reduced size.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)

buy a barge

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)

OMG I'd love to live on a barge.
We could name it Hendrix II and grow sunflowers on the top and it wouldn't be small and I'd never get tired of being in a space 2ft by 6ft with my Montybabez.
( wanderlust, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

bless

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Look on the brightside, Stunned wouldn't fit on it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

n't fit on it break all the fixtures and fittings on his first visit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

He'd sit on one end and sink the cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

You could dress Monts up as
a !980's David Essex to complete the look
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Buy a bungalow

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Ask your existing MARRgage provider for one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)

punch a vicar

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Finally SOMEONE taking this seriously.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Hi Montybabez!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Hiyaaaa!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)

^this^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Unfortunately my dad's gone back to the US now.
That would have been ideal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)

A priest? Or a Rabbi...come on, you'd enoy that, surely?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Fuckn right I would.
Or an Imam.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I know you don't like Bowie, but, c'mon

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

She turned up at my office once, in a chauffered Bentley
She thought it was our shop which was on the Kings Road. Our 20 stone piss-smelling incompetent accoutant all but told her to fuck off. It was 'lol'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I dunno what they're all talking about ^^^ but get one with a waterbed

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

buy an Aerobie

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

move to Park Lane for free

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Spend it all on DVD boxed sets of Bergerac, Shoestring and Minder.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Live in an airship and parachute to work

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Have you considered a life in service to God?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)

o a
+d
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Joins HIS gang

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)

*chuckle*
What would that job even entail? Actually...do I want to know?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Given a choice, would you prefer to be in a Gadd
or Davina, baby?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

oh bravo*claps*
Ever heard Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band version of that? It's fucking brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

^ OATS ^

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Kill prostitutes in the West End

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Not again TH, I don't do that any more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

You should mate
It's a right laugh
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)