I hate lazy dossers, yet I spend lots of my time dossing.
Alt: grey hair in my mustache made me do a :(
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Wait until you find your first grey pube...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I found a number in my teeth after nomming YMs oysters

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Could have been worse. You could have found some of her tagnuts up your nostrils.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:06, Reply)

I put them up there myself to stop the smells

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:07, Reply)

subthread of the week here chaps

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)

I've got a great investment opportunity for you once you've sold up...
Only £100k.

Basically you adopt my ex-wife and you pay her maintenance instead of me. Then, eventually, once you've tracked me down years later I'll reimburse you & pay interest.

Honest guv. I swear you'll get the money. You know me, when have I ever let you down eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Throw in the magic beans and I'm in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

I thought it was pigs what snuffled for truffles, not cows.
And not up arses, neither.
( Kroney, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)

I've herd that rumour

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Surprising se as you had a buttock over each ear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)

NOMNOMNOM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)

This is yet to happen for me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:07, Reply)

Only because you're an Action Man-style nullo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)

An eagle eyed post

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)

You broke your cherry!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)

LTI

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I'd have broken Neneh as a sportscalf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)

EXCUSE ME, there could be other reasons like..
I could have a massive gunt that obscures my view
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)

grey
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)

hur hur he thought he had one until he pissed out of it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)

^nonce^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Now then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Calm down, Saville.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)