Who'd like to look at my bumhole?
Actually, this would be better served being on Suggestions.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

and proud?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

+ and in again
Repeats for happy ending
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

There are few things in life more luxurious than a spunky bumhole

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

having your mortgage paid by one?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)

How would that work?
Mine blows bubbles at best...it seems unlikely that it would be able to shell out the remainder of my mortgage. It's way over a hundred thousand pounds. It just sounds unreasonable.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=bumhole+mortgage
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Yeah go on, seeing as CHUTNEY CHAT isn't allowed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

CHUTNEY FERRET
So what are you doing this weekend, Monce? Anything CHUTNEY based?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

I'm guest speaker at the Chutney Farmers' Association dinner and dance tonight.
It's in Devizes, Wiltshire.

I'm giving a talk (with slides) about the threats to our local chutneys posed by big-business Chinese chutneys. The small producers can't compete on price and it's driving some artisan chutmongers out of business.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2052395
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2052202
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2052275
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2052469
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1966131
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Beautiful part of the world squire
Will they be indulging in the time honoured tradition of Releasing the Chutney Ferret?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Well of course they are, durr.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)

CHUTNEY FERRET

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Pardon me boy,
are you a CHUTTANOOGA CHOO-CHOO?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Silly Monty
That's TuiB not Chompy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)

"Ooohh, chut that back door"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Thanks for voting for reply 2052469!

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Ok, you win this round.
But you just wait 'til next time!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)

x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 16 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)