Anyone up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:20, 37 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've just been up YM
But that again so have most on here
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:41, Reply)

Yawn
Alright harters? Whatcha upto today?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:47, Reply)

Key holder woes
I'm stuck at work till 1pm, just sat here twiddling my thumbs
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:50, Reply)

That sucks.
I'm taking mini ape swimming for the first time today, I reckon chuck her in at the deep end, sink or swim
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:52, Reply)

Just watch out for randy Mallards


Nahh kids take surprisingly well to water, just make sure you smile and reassure whilst in the water I bet she will be swimming* under her own steam in no time

*flailing around like a bent spastic but floating
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:55, Reply)

Well that's how I swim so its the best we can hope for really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:57, Reply)

You swim like a randy Mallard?
OK cho-cho give Nakers his log in back
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 7:58, Reply)

I'm not a natural floater, so swimming is an effort
I'd rather chill on a lilo
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Bloody hell now Bartleby has nicked Nakers account

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:17, Reply)

His account gets passed around more than YM

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

haha, whereas most would just look at YM
and say "No thanks, I'll pass"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Morning Lighty are you ready Briz?
Hope this isn't a spoiler but this will be the in-car entertainment in Stunned posters car

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2053018
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

yer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:22, Reply)

Shut it Monce
Nobody likes you anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:23, Reply)

^ tedious prick

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:27, Reply)

:o
What a really nasty thing to say, I'm deeply offended and hurt by that comment.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Yeah.
But I have a hangover, so I'm going back to bed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:27, Reply)

not me!
Asleep next to my kid by half nine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:29, Reply)

What time you off to Briz?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:32, Reply)

on my way to schloss stunzig now

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Haha
Did you manage to get "Acid rain" to play on the way to Brizzle?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

nah everyone hates me it seems

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

I know I do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I only spotted it this morning I'll have a look on some of the P2P sites
to see if that or something similar is available
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Yup.
Unfortunately.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Aug 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Miracles DO happen!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Thanks Nakers I now have this as an earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g26e89xV1HU
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 9:29, Reply)

that's a fantastic record

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Yep I know, the video shown with it should tick some of your boxes aswell

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I've just had a large breakfast, and am digesting.
I'm planning a real ale trail in a bit, along a railway line. Several of the stations have their own boozers, the others have boozers close by,
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)

On the train or walking?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Train.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)

This.
www.realaletrail.net/
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)

a real ale rail trail?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)

a real ale rail trail?

CHUTNEY FERRET
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Alright
When's the sun coming out?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Geordiejay's dad already knows

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 17 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)