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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:32,
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Me and mini ape, sliding and swinging, in the park, to keep her occupiedAlright?
I saw machete last night, it was silly, but not silly enough
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:44,
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You bastardStop putting earworms on me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp6Zx_fzpq8
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:49,
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Simon and Garfunkle are officially bent, FACT(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:52,
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How did the swimming thing go?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 10:55,
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20mins clinging to me, 20 cryingJust in the park with Janet Ellis and her grandson
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:10,
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BlessParenting never get old, wait till it's "Daddy I want a horse"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:12,
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Oh god, she loves horses already....My father in law told the stable girls to make my wife's horse experience rubbish so she wouldn't want one!
Edit: important pluralisation
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:15,
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Something someting Stable relationship(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:18,
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Why is no one impressed with my retro blue Peter presenter celeb spot?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:20,
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Because we all HATE YOU(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:21,
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^ BLOBBING ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:33,
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Until you can match this, it's fucking rubbish.b3ta.com/questions/onthebox/post449695
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:35,
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Hare cunt at your service.........Shall I expand it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:11,
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Fucking great he's out in the back Yarden I've made him a granite house, he is all swimming about and basking in the sunshine
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:15,
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Small patch of concreateInner-city woes
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:19,
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Fuck off Bruno Mars(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:29,
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I was dreaming about you last nightWhich is odd as I have no idea what you look like. I dreamed that you'd moved in next door and your kid kept me awake all night. When I went to complain, you accused me and then begged me to babysit. As I'm sure you do with strangers off the Internet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:50,
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He's more the old-skool cockgaz and 2Am sextext type?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:06,
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He doesn't know what a cock isFar too British and polite
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:15,
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Thank you for the edit.At least SOMEONE listens to me around here.
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^ NEEDY PRICK ^tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:30,
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My Turtle has wings of steel(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:34,
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I FINK (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:39,
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Well done you; so who disgraced themselves then?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:19,
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Everyone was well behavedAlthough Monty and Stunned did head off in a cab towards a bar that was open till 4am when everyone else was calling it a night.
I haven't heard from them yet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:22,
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That will be one stinky car on the way home(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:24,
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^ THIS ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:22,
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Hahagive us the heads up on JS3
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:20,
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I hope our record is still unbeaten?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:23,
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Morning young Mr. BYou feeling any better?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:28,
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I was, until I started throwing up again in the night. FFS. Got until Tuesday to recover properly; micro is back then. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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Ohh dear(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:40,
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12 pints in 12 pubs, in quite a short space of time. Followed by whisky with DG. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:37,
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I've just booked a table for lunchI'll be amused by any hangovers they might have.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:43,
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You terrible bastards. Talking about what a nice time you had.Battered tried to kill himself on Friday because he couldn't go.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:36,
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Constipation woes?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:45,
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Still waiting for the sun to come out, it's upsetting my schedule.Driving to a nearby town to waste money on material things I don't actually need.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:21,
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It's been nice here...what you shopping for?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:22,
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T shirts. Gadgets. Any old shite to keep me amused for a bit.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:27,
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I think you need to address the root causes I your depression rather than papering ove the car is with trinkets(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:30,
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I think you need to address the structure of that sentence.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:33,
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I think he needs a 15-life one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:41,
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Nice here www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBDVarvFqYI
rescue here I am
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:25,
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Consider your self alright(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:32,
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No I'm Fagin it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:46,
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Right I'm going for Sunday LunchThis place had better liven up by the time I get back here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 11:50,
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TIL that this is actually a real animalwww.google.co.uk/search?q=malayan+sun+bear&client=safari&hl=en&biw=768&bih=946&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=QqsQUtP7MYS3hQfcwoB4&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAA
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 12:09,
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Lunch complete. Not a hangover in sight.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Aug 2013, 13:48,
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I'm fucking hanging over here, Jeff.My head aids has kicked in fully now. My nose is dripping like a fucked freezer, I can't fucking swallow, and my head is about to explode.
On the plus side, nobody tried to kill me last night.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 18 Aug 2013, 14:21,
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