Why did the Mexican stab his wife?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:21, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

WITHERSPOON!!!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Because she cheated on him with a Gringo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)

TO VENT HIS LASANGER!!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Because he was brutalised by decades of infighting between rival drug gangs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

He wanted Tequila.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Totally worth the wait.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

no, wait, the other thing

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Why didn't he just go and buy some?
I don't understand. Was he forbidden from drinking by this wife character or something?

Even so, he could have just lied about where he was going and gone for a drink. We've all done it, right lads????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I think we need some [citation needed]s in this one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)