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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The only reason either of you have kids is birth control malfunction.
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:22, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's not talk here about whose kids were a guest at their parents' wedding
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

in some tumbledown hovel like we will and THEN they'll be sorry.
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

because no old crone dying alone with no visitors in a piss-soaked nursing home has kids. because nobody emigrates and leaves their parents/grandparents behind, or just doesn't bother going to see them, or is the kind of cunt who is only after their cash, a la gran turino.
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Standing around, waiting for someone to turn up, getting all wet!
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

If I didn't have *name of kid* in my life, I'd be have much more money but would be so much poorer for it.
^TWEE PLATITUDE^
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Given the CHOICE, at the time, I call bullshit.
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Because when she 'brownloads' onto my glass coffee table they're the size of cowpats.
PS even with all the shit I've been through, given the choice to not have her around there's no way I'd take it
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Given the choice at the time all I'm saying is MASSIVE CLANGER!
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

but couldn't think of one. let's pretend i did, and you all LOL'd hard.
( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:33, Reply)

( , Mon 19 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)
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