My favourite story
www.b3ta.com/questions/funerals/post54319
The Jeccius story from that one is also excellent.

Alt: Aye, was 5 minutes late this morning

AltAlt: No plans yet.

Ugh, not the best morning. You know when you wake up and see a glass of water you've left for yourself in the morning? I did that today, only it wasn't water. Ugh.

Any London b3tans planning to be around Leicester Square on 6th September?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 8:56, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

If not water, then what?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Hope it's piss, it's piss, we ho-ope it's piss, it's piss

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:00, Reply)

I like to leave a glass of piss out for myself in the morning. Don't you?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I find it makes an affordable alternative to apple juice.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Thanks Ghandi

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:10, Reply)

The large vodka and lemonade I poured for myself last night
Ugh
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)

^gay^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

How do you drink vodka then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

I don't, because I'm not a girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Liar

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

rectally.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Badger, give Darth his login back

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I meant Nakers, not me.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Are you manning a glory hole in the public boys or summit?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:02, Reply)

No, in London for a gig
If I were after a glory hole I'd have asked Monty
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:04, Reply)

QOTSA?
I'll be in town doing my waqqi pub crawl so will hit Leicester Square at some point. I'm planning for it to be around the end so I'm not sure if I'll be in any fit state to recognise the internet in person.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Stephen Lynch

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

'the public boys'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Yeah what of them? Their seminal 1983 album of German inspired electronica "untersuck" was a classic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I plan to never be around Leicester Square ever in my life AA but I'll meet you for a beer somewhere in Cov Garden if you like
(childcare permitting)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:07, Reply)

As it's only a 5 minute walk, I may well meet you there
Suggestions for a pub?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:09, Reply)

there's a massive sam smiths one which is at least cheap but the name escapes me

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:12, Reply)

The Angel?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I could be. If you're buying.
As long as that doesn't get you in to more debt obvs. I'm not that much of a cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 10:16, Reply)