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she wants to go to a gig herself.
I claimed it was my 40th present from my brother and all. A lie which got me nowhere
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:42,
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strange name for a bukkake party
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:42,
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That's a bit shit monto.
Did she know you had the gig and is being vindictive?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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I told her in april when I booked it but can't blame her for not making a note
It really is just tough shit
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:47,
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Well, let's be fair, you've seen them before, and daughter time is precious.
And you know, if she reaches teenage hood do you want to give her the "you abandoned me for Hawkwind" ammo?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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she'll understand
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:53,
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Then ditch lusty and get smashed.
She's already on board with the river barge dream, she'll get over this too.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:56,
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I knew you'd see my way of thinking
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:59,
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We still on next week?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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yep
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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You organised a concert on your custody night and she's being difficult?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:43,
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I didn't actually organise it.
I'm not a promoter.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:44,
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Now you are just being a dick.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:45,
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what do you mean now?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:47,
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Well, you know who's to blame don't you?
No, not her.
That's right, it's you.
With great power comes great responsibility.
MASSIVE CLANGER!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49,
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i'm thinking he's going to put your head inside a bell
and smack you with its massive clanger at this rate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:55,
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get bent
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:02,
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sorry get MORE bent
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:06,
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hahahahahahahahahaha
MASSIVE CLANGER!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:10,
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no no no no no
Surely it should be
MAJOR CLANGER
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:18,
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Is that one you tried at JS3?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:30,
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nah we we couldn't get a table until half two which was no good for the diabetic massive
we went to another one which was perfectly fine
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:36,
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Well I hope you all thought of me and raised a glass in my honour
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38,
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I did a big smelly poo and thought of all your posts ever when I smelled it, if that will do?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:41,
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:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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