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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright Gang,
I've been enjoying being back in the classroom. Especially with proper adults where discussion can happen and we can learn together. What are you enjoying this week? My mum is dead btw, you know, in case that was gonna be your answer.

Alt: what's making you miserable?

Altalt ; I can't post so much and miss you all, fill me in on today's LoLs
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:33, 194 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Doing some walking this week, maybe a night's Ninja camping.
Alt, nothing really, it's mostly all good.
*Does a dance*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)
I'm glad you're happy.
What is Ninja camping?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Just find somewhere to pitch the tent, without planning.
No campsite, anything like that.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I miss you Winders, even if nobody else does.
Good to hear you're enjoying your course.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Yesterday was a bit intense,
But I'm getting in to it now and getting the theory down (amazing how much basic maths I haven't used in years is suddenly helpful) but chomping at the bit to get in to the practical
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Altalt: Everyone has been victimising someone called Becky
No-one seems to want to give any context but I think noodles have something to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Poor Becky.
Who the fuck is Becky?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I don't know
certain internettes have been putting it about that she's a 'goer' or somesuch. So far this involves some cat guy, not Baked Ape, Mincey Bonce and Bert at a 'bash' in 'the smoke'.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)
your sudden obsession with becky is worrying
bertquentinroryreggie
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)
It's quent though right?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)
yer
but also rory and bert. i think it's all the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Why does everyone assume I'm someone else?
Right, from now on Windy Pig I assume you're...*picks random QOTW page*....'shavedchimp'. Welcome to your new name Chimpo.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
But q was one of my favourites.
And I'm fairly sure there was no user called shaved chimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/evilpranks/post108969
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Well, fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
baldmonkey and naked ape judge you, sir

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Repetition makes things funnier ginge
Also, she appears to have a reputation, I just want to know if it's deserved or not. I could assume a whole hell of a lot about you if I hadn't made the time to get to know you better through internet japes and ribbing and suchlike.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
you don't even know the difference between brown and orange
i ent going to trust you with anything else
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Okay, I apologise for the ginger crack
Your turn
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)
there is nothing ginger about my crack

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
from the fail archive
b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post427590
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)
She was a bird wot used to post on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)
right, so she arranged to meet up with Mince and have a bit of hows yer father?
was she called Becky on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)
beckyjsbx
short for jizz box. lol
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I need to fix my car.
And play with the DJ Controller I treated myself to.
Start reading that book I've been meaning to.

Usual shit really.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)
What's up with your car?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)
The power steering pipe went on it.
They're around £150 from Saab but I've a mate who's in hydraulics so he's made me something up.

Unfortunately, the mechanic who helped me get the bugger off has had to disappear home so I've got to put the thing back together (re-fit intercooler, radiator etc). Oh, and in my laziness to not get around to fixing it one of my indicator clusters appears to have fell off / been nicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Doesn't sound too bad.
If it's a non standard part be careful how tight it all goes back together. You don't want power steering coming loose halfway round a sharp bend.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)
True, it's not the assembly though.
Just the hose from the pump to the rack so worst case everything would go very stiff rather than me end up driving through someone's house or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Ah, just leave it then.
Call it strength training and get on with your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Its still YM
Alt... Nothing really makes me miserable

altalt... there are no LOLS srs bisnes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)
alt my ex is refusing to swap nights this weekend re my kid
so either I just don't go to hawkwind and lusty goes with my mate, I go with my mate and am therefore a selfish cunt and a shit dad or we both miss it. All options are terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)
What's her reason?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)
she wants to go to a gig herself.
I claimed it was my 40th present from my brother and all. A lie which got me nowhere
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)
strange name for a bukkake party

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)
That's a bit shit monto.
Did she know you had the gig and is being vindictive?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I told her in april when I booked it but can't blame her for not making a note
It really is just tough shit
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Well, let's be fair, you've seen them before, and daughter time is precious.
And you know, if she reaches teenage hood do you want to give her the "you abandoned me for Hawkwind" ammo?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
she'll understand

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Then ditch lusty and get smashed.
She's already on board with the river barge dream, she'll get over this too.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I knew you'd see my way of thinking

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)
We still on next week?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
yep

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
You organised a concert on your custody night and she's being difficult?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)
I didn't actually organise it.
I'm not a promoter.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Now you are just being a dick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)
what do you mean now?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Well, you know who's to blame don't you?
No, not her.

That's right, it's you.

With great power comes great responsibility.

MASSIVE CLANGER!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
i'm thinking he's going to put your head inside a bell
and smack you with its massive clanger at this rate
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
get bent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
sorry get MORE bent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahaha
MASSIVE CLANGER!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)
no no no no no
Surely it should be MAJOR CLANGER
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)
review no.5
www.google.co.uk/#fp=1&q=robin+hood%27s+retreat+bristol&lrd=lrd
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Is that one you tried at JS3?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:30, Reply)
nah we we couldn't get a table until half two which was no good for the diabetic massive
we went to another one which was perfectly fine
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Well I hope you all thought of me and raised a glass in my honour

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I did a big smelly poo and thought of all your posts ever when I smelled it, if that will do?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)
take mini monty to Hawkwind in one of those baby backpack things

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)
she's five you flid

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Perfect age to get her into concert going...
I have pictures of me at Blackbush at a Bob Dylan gig aged 3 (hippy parent blog)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
they were just projecting onto you
i mean, you don't remember it right, so what's the point of blah blah cake cake blah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Did you see the bit where I said "I have Pictures"
I have no recollection of it at all... Shit Lawyer blog
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)
I'm pretty sure Hawkwind will play live again at some point. Hardly the end of the world.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Not sure mate
I heard they were going to mass suicide after this gig, in order to get places on the UFO
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
no but I've been looking forward to it for five months so a bit gutted

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Do you reckon they'd play that Wonderwall song? God, I love me a bit of Wonderwall.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Giving your loving girlfriend a nice present and spending time with your daughter
Sounds super terrible.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)
altalt u 2 hun xx

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)
X

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I am enjoying the thought that I have an extra long weekend coming up
alt: the extra long weekend is forcing me to work like a japanese POW

altalt: I miss your russet locks glinting in the sunshine most of all
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)
This will be my first bank holiday off in around 6 years i think.
I'm going to be a mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)
+in my pants

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Alt: YM
I am enjoying the bullshit drinking stories on QOTW. Esp in Swipes thread. Emvee is up to his old japes.

What course are you taking?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)
City and guilds electrical 2392 and 2394 part p

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)
Good for you.
Best of Blitish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Or polish
IMIRITE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

City and guilds electrical 2392 and 2394 part p Gaying it up BTEC
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
You what love?
Alright treacle.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
There fixed it...and I'm sure you'll agree, it was worth the wait
Yeah, alright. Spent the evening with the HIRSUTE Manolith last night. He is well, in case you wondered.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I am glad you had a lovely evening.
I watched a thing about wrestling yesterday and thought of you both.
The stars were obviously lined up correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)
They must have been
Ah, it's nice to be thought of. x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
haha i hadn't seen that
i'm far too well behaved these days. when i got home after wandering around waterloo bridge in my nightie, i promptly passed out face down in the hall, to be found by my non-drinking muslim flatmate a couple of hours later. the shame.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Link?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
+ Missing
Typical 'shavedchimp'! *rollseyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I'm a pig.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
*canned laughter*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/goneoff/post2055007#answers-post-2055856
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
You're never alone, in the Strand.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Quality reply in that thread old chap

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I enjoyed the fish fingers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:09, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Can I just point out my massive drinking story is entirely true?
Some people who know some people on here *no fucking real names online* but Al and Clendrix know the girl concerned and EFFRYFING is 100% gospel, squire.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Apart from the bit about Southern Comfort
It was just a bottle of Sunny D and you got all hyperactive
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)
well, totes, obv.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I've been enjoying doing a bit of distance learning about additive manufacturing
Alt: I'm never miserable
Altalt: Same shit, different day. One thing, Swipey's voice has gone down an octave or two and sounds gravelly.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Distance learning?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Yeah, the company has website based training with video - conference style lessons
Kinda fun at times - mindblowingly dull at others.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Well he calls it that
Its more a case of binoculars through the local school windows
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:25, Reply)
*waves*
I'm just enjoying each day as it comes

alt: Nothing at all

alt:alt: YES \o/ Twoey will soon be mine, ALL MINE
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
You had me at CHUTNEY FERRET

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)
*skips in a circle*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

skips cock
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
So Obvs. that that really dosen't need mentioning

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I don't know what this means
BUT I LIKE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)
something something Boney M tribute band

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Well it *does* look like a sugar in the plum, that's for sure

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)
bum bum

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Yeah, I'm game

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

me y
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)

proper adults where discussion can happen and we can learn together. What are you enjoying this week? My mum is dead btw, you know, in case that was gonna be your answer. all those sexy kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:48, Reply)
You know me.
I love noncing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Oh 'shavedchimp'! Say it aint so!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Yeah. Sexy children. Phwoaaarr. And all that other nonce stuff.
Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)
I know you don't
but it's just something to say, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)
How are you my boy?
You look mighty fine today.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Meh *does rocking hand motion*
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Alright so far.
Couple more hours here, a fight to get home through dome traffic, puppy class and beers. Can't complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
Nice
Glad to be out of the pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)
So glad.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Cool
It'll give you more time to come visit everyone's favourite twin-bonneted superstud.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Soon my love.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)
i never enjoy anything because hating is easier

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)
HI! I'm enjoying getting away with not paying a bill I should have paid, probably. And being so hilarious I made it into the newsletter, so I'm famous now too.
And replies to my morning thread have made me chuckle.
Alt: everything else.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I guess thats why she didn't move much.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)
I'VE GOTTA GO BACK IN NOW. NICE CHATTING TO YOU ALL. MISS YOU. XX

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
YOU GINGER PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:03, Reply)
SHAVING TIME AT THE ZOO, EH?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)
That's old Chimpsy for ya!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Blimey, friend just got back from Ibiza.
60 quid entrance to a club, 20 vodka and coke. 9 for a small bottle of water, taps turned off. Couldn't even take their own drinks to the pool, had to buy them at poolside bar. Rip off, cunts.
And Monty sorry about your weekend woes. Give them me if you want, I'll make good use.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)
My friend just got back from Ibiza too and said the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:17, Reply)
The club part of the island sounds a nightmare, tackier Blackpool with sunshine.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Tackier than a Cineworld carpet

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)
It's nice to know that your friend cares so much about my weekend woes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Tell me more about your weekend woes

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)
nothing major really, just rather :o((((((((((((((((
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2055801
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I missed that
If i'm totally honest I think I would go to the gig. I doubt mini you is going to remember the one night you went out to see a band you really like and hold it against you for the rest of your/her life. Shes 5, tell her the truth, she'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Yes but that would mean leaving Lusty at home with MY kid.
That's not fair is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Errr it's been like that for years, is your friend some sort if fucking idiot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)
First time she's ever been.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:32, Reply)
So?! It's really very common knowledge
Your friend is clearly an idiot as well as a cheap slapper
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)
+ smelly garage

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)
£20/Pint YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Bus lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Innit
If only this were common knowledge and as such been discussed at length on the internet for decades.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Unlike the news of you boning Beckyjizzbox

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)
It's your turn next.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Monty's going to bone Battered?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Pretty much

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)
oh not again FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Carpet burns on the knees eh?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Connie Francis come back hit was a bit more forthright

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I was shocked to find this out, too - you'd think I'd have noticed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Is this actually true or Internet true?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Neither.
That was the point, Bert thought it was and went mental and he got the wrong person.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I think you are going to be telling the story in every thread from now on.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Everyone knows, even Nakers, he's just a bit hard of thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)
OK, if it falls on me to keep asking, so be it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)

of + about it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Don't worry, i've seen her boning people off the Internet list
she'll get to you in October 2015
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I cannot believe someone I consider a friend is a member of the Soggy Aubergine Club.
I may make him a badge.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)
jizbox stripped off in front of me once
weird thing is, she is actually vectored under her clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)
jsbx, earlier

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)
what, by air traffic control?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Stunned poster has been muddying the waters somewhat
Did you nick his drugs or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I can't believe Mince stole Stunned poster's drugs
I never would have known if not for the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I heard Mince held Stunned Poster at samuraiswordpoint whilst
he banged beckyjxystr and snorted stunned's drugs off her back with his hoover snout
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
How did you find out?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I WAS THERE, MAN

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)

WAS THERE CANNAT SEE,
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Not even in my top ten oceans

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)
*dreams the same dream*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
*sound of the plot thickening*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)

plot cock
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Bloke off the internet innit
'shavedchimp' I believe he was called, a man of letters and not to be doubted in this matter such is his reputation as a straight-shooter
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)
He was underneath

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:56, Reply)
jus' sayin'

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:57, Reply)
YOU LEAVE NODDY OUT OF THIS!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
CUP O TEA LASAGNDA SLICE OF CAYKE

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
To be fair to my friend he said it before he went, not when he came back

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Also, and I dont think i am overstepping the mark when I say
Ibiza is full of cunts, cunts of the worst order too...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Is b3ta Ibiza based?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

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