Silly fat bitch sitting next to me on the train is pissing me right off.
Twice her fucking bag has fallen off the table onto my ipad knocking it over, and spilling my fucking coffee everywhere. My suggestion to 'just put it on the fucking floor' gots me looks like *I* was in the wrong.
She's reading a book now. I'm gonna look up the ending and tell her just as I alight the train.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:03, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good work angry train dude.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:05, Reply)

what is she reading
we should judge her on that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:05, Reply)

Patricia Cornwell the body farm

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:08, Reply)

I have never read a patricia cornwell book
but it's from the crime section and I have little respect for that.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:09, Reply)

More of a spot the dog/where's wally fan?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:10, Reply)

if it's got pictures in
it's more artistic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:13, Reply)

No one agrees when I point out the artistic merit in Razzle and Fiesta

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:16, Reply)

It may have been christened Artistic Merit, but in most places it's called Fanny.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:21, Reply)

Phwoar look at the artistic merit on that!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:22, Reply)

Middle parting lols.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:23, Reply)

Yey for passive aggressive!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:05, Reply)

I dunno about that
fucking up her enjoyment of the book is well "active" aggressive
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:06, Reply)

Active aggression would be staying on the train until her stop
Then following her home and brutally murdering her
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:07, Reply)

Swings and roundabouts really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:08, Reply)

She's actively being a careless thoughtless cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:10, Reply)

I think that's "overactive aggression"
Passive aggression would be looking up the ending of the book but not telling her, and just moaning on here about it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:12, Reply)

Drop a good eggy fart and smile.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 18:10, Reply)

The ending is, The train crashes and she's the only survivor.
So she nicks your iPad.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 19:29, Reply)