Speaking of cunts,
It's nine o'clock on a Wednesday. Time for some fucking fireworks, as someone thinks round here.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:06, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i fucking love fireworks, me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:07, Reply)

They are good for about two minutes. I think they should just set them all off at once.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Fireworks are shit and for cunts
No offence.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:09, Reply)

YOU'RE shit and for cunts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:13, Reply)

True.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Complete waste of money.
Quote for my wedding; £12,000 for an 8 minute display over the forth. Including closing the forth bridge for 3 minutes for the ones that would have gone off closest.

Even my twat if a father in law agreed it would have been a waste.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:13, Reply)

how much do you spend on booze in a year?
but you just piss that out.

anything's a waste of money if you look at it that way. it's about enjoyment innit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:14, Reply)

I don't spend a grand a month of net income on booze. Nowhere near.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Lightweight.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:17, Reply)

It's closer to five.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Possibly the Firth of Forth. I dunno.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:14, Reply)

That's mental, why would anyone bother getting married?
Good deal on the fireworks though.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)

The whole wedding was around £90-100k I think. I didn't see the final bills.
Two years later. Divorce.

Such a waste of cash. Sod the wife. Mourn the dosh.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:20, Reply)

What kind of prick would spend that sort of money on a wedding?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:21, Reply)

My father in law.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:22, Reply)

That is a serious amount to spend innit.
Sorry you lost access to all the delicious cash.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Close the Forth Bridge and pay loads of dosh?
Just tell the passengers there'll be a collection halfway across. Them windows and doors will be held closed so tight an excorset couldn't get in. Cost... Nothing.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Rory's fourteenth cousin has given birth. They've called her Phelony. Set off the Roman Candles, rockets and bangers.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:14, Reply)