Cunt shift thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:24, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

First!

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:42, Reply)

Last!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:52, Reply)

NEAR THE TOP.
Alright.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:34, Reply)

alright gaylords
There's always a flounce while I'm on holiday and it's usually Wilf.
Are you all missing me?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Have you been away?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:57, Reply)

I'm still away.
Don't pretend you're not pining for me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:04, Reply)

how's life in a different yurt treating you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)

It's fucking ace, ta.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)

So ace you're posting here whilst on holiday?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:20, Reply)

I was missing you, Batso.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Yes.

I' m trying to distinguish between the songs "The Hens' March To The Midden" and "The Four Poster Bed."

They're virtually the same.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Cunt shift? I'm in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Briefly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:00, Reply)

by about half an inch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Gotta make the best of what you're given.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:04, Reply)

f
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Ho ho

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:06, Reply)

alright Frank
Are you still upsetting everyone?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:07, Reply)

only the easily upset ones

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Keep up the good work.
I'm sure they all love you really.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:10, Reply)

I like him, but only after the 9 o'clock watershed.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)

im the life and soul of b3ta

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:11, Reply)

You should be banned forever.
And then come back tomorrow with a new account.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:12, Reply)

he's taken to wanking off his parrot with a tiny little feather duster

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:13, Reply)

because i care
he loves it
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:14, Reply)

*calls RPSB*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:28, Reply)

how will the rapides parish school board help?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I like how you start more threads than you get replies.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Speaking of cunts,
It's nine o'clock on a Wednesday. Time for some fucking fireworks, as someone thinks round here.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:06, Reply)

i fucking love fireworks, me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:07, Reply)

They are good for about two minutes. I think they should just set them all off at once.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Fireworks are shit and for cunts
No offence.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:09, Reply)

YOU'RE shit and for cunts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:13, Reply)

True.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Complete waste of money.
Quote for my wedding; £12,000 for an 8 minute display over the forth. Including closing the forth bridge for 3 minutes for the ones that would have gone off closest.

Even my twat if a father in law agreed it would have been a waste.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:13, Reply)

how much do you spend on booze in a year?
but you just piss that out.

anything's a waste of money if you look at it that way. it's about enjoyment innit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:14, Reply)

I don't spend a grand a month of net income on booze. Nowhere near.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Lightweight.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:17, Reply)

It's closer to five.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Possibly the Firth of Forth. I dunno.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:14, Reply)

That's mental, why would anyone bother getting married?
Good deal on the fireworks though.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:16, Reply)

The whole wedding was around £90-100k I think. I didn't see the final bills.
Two years later. Divorce.

Such a waste of cash. Sod the wife. Mourn the dosh.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:20, Reply)

What kind of prick would spend that sort of money on a wedding?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:21, Reply)

My father in law.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:22, Reply)

That is a serious amount to spend innit.
Sorry you lost access to all the delicious cash.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Close the Forth Bridge and pay loads of dosh?
Just tell the passengers there'll be a collection halfway across. Them windows and doors will be held closed so tight an excorset couldn't get in. Cost... Nothing.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Rory's fourteenth cousin has given birth. They've called her Phelony. Set off the Roman Candles, rockets and bangers.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Five minutes kite flying then the heavens opened. Bollocks.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:17, Reply)

It's really hot and sunny here, just sayin'
Alright Bobby
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:19, Reply)

It was earlier, where are you?
All good thanks, yourself?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:27, Reply)

Somewhere in France
It's lovely.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I'm going to put the bins out now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Right, done that.
Bye x
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

My bins are always on the front Alleged Garden.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

fuck this shit, imma off to bed

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:06, Reply)

You're not supposed to keep them in the house.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:06, Reply)

Alright?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:19, Reply)

For some reason I'm watching a program about women comedians, I've not laughed once

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:28, Reply)

What's the odds Joe Brand's in it?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:59, Reply)

Reporting for duty.
Wagwan?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:38, Reply)

Theres still internetters here at night?
Blimey.

I never had my fish & chips but thanks for all the fish and chip shop recommendations all those that made such.

So do we make fun of daytime people here then or what?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:42, Reply)

I didn't realise this board has shifts.
When does the gay shift start?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Days that end in Y

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 22:46, Reply)

Not Sabbath then?
That's fair I suppose
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:02, Reply)

Fuck this. Going to bed. TTFN shitpricks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:04, Reply)

I haven't read the thread below
is there anytghing important I should know?

kthx bai
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 23:47, Reply)