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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't bother with johnnies.
Sure, my cock's rotting right off my pelvis but it feels so much better!
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
you haven't thought this through
if you want him to wear them, it's because you're taking it.

and you want him to wear 3 because it's the only way he'll last beyond 2 mins.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)
by contrast, it seems i may have thought this through a little too much :(

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:50, Reply)
I feel violated.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)
ii think it'd take more than his baby carrot and petit pois to violate your gaping canyon

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:57, Reply)
He might as well open a window and fuck the night

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)
that would be a (w)hole lot less dark and scary

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)
The moths could get in if he did that

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:06, Reply)
This is also one of my favourite insults
for a lady who has a big lady garden... It in no way refers to my tiny penis
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I can only meet at 12.
Got to be back to pick up Micro.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Sorry, I'm on a shift pattern, I can't get out that early
it's when all the early shifters head out.
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)
Another time.

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Oh man
DOZERed
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Fuck not again
(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:58, Reply)
POW

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Don't let him have a vaulting horse sporters

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Well played I will save that excuse up for Dozer

(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

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