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What's your favourite insult?Alt: Who'd win in a fist fight between Nick Clegg & Ed Milliband?
AltAlt: I have to go to Uxbridge later this morning. Where can I purchase a stab vest?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:42,
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"you fucking human mooncup"alt: they're both too wet
altalt: you won't need one. but wear 3 condoms. partly because it's full of chavs looking for a baby-daddy and partly because kroney likes it that way
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:44,
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I don't bother with johnnies.Sure, my cock's rotting right off my pelvis but it feels so much better!
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Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:49,
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you haven't thought this throughif you want him to wear them, it's because you're taking it.
and you want him to wear 3 because it's the only way he'll last beyond 2 mins.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:50,
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by contrast, it seems i may have thought this through a little too much :((
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:50,
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ii think it'd take more than his baby carrot and petit pois to violate your gaping canyon(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:57,
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that would be a (w)hole lot less dark and scary(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:00,
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The moths could get in if he did that(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:06,
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This is also one of my favourite insultsfor a lady who has a big lady garden... It in no way refers to my tiny penis
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I can only meet at 12.Got to be back to pick up Micro.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:52,
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Sorry, I'm on a shift pattern, I can't get out that earlyit's when all the early shifters head out.
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Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:55,
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Fuck not again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:58,
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Well played I will save that excuse up for Dozer(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:56,
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That is an excellent insult.*notes down*
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:51,
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stolen from malcolm tuckersinglehandedly the best resource for swearing and insults on the PLANET
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Thick_of_It
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:52,
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I thought that programme was very overrated. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:52,
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I know you're a bent spastic. And a prick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:56,
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Leroy(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:07,
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alt: everyone else(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:47,
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The best insults are made up in the heat of the momentone I still remember from school was "you buck tooth bastard, I bet you could suck the sap out of a tree"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:48,
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Go and take your face for a shitAlt:
Clegg - Milliband has a touch of Downs about him I think
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Here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:50,
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I don't like insults, peace and harmony innitAlt: +ing. You could route the tour de france through Cleggs puppethole arse. Er, dunno how you win that one.
Altalt: KevLa Redoute
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:57,
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Ooohhhh, i'm going to save all these insults up for the next cuss fight I'm in. I can't wait ! I might even start one.It's ok if I can't remember them though, i'll just combine some random swears/animals/body parts. Hahaha, "Badger faced penis hunter !!!!!", "Potato based porkupine" !!!!!
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 9:57,
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nick would throw the first punched would initially fight back and they'd get into a bit a grapple. but while rolling around on the floor their emotions will take over and they'll start kissing each other in a loving embrace while each getting a lob on
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:00,
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i might start writing erotic fiction about cabinet and shadow cabinet ministersvince cable and harriet harman, theresa may and ed balls, william hague and any other bloke?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:07,
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william hague is gay(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:16,
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Best insult ever**only works if it comes from a ginger person
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:09,
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I'm using "shitpants" a lot at the momentwith a degree of childish glee.
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Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:01,
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I was quite suprised that Chompy didn't get thisb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2058198
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:03,
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'Jog on' is excellent. Reminds me of Terry McCann in Minder.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:03,
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This one:b3ta.com/questions/goneoff/post2058464
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:03,
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shame about the typos but you can't edit replies to people who have you on 2.0(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:04,
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*2.0ringofives*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:05,
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Me as well. I think it would be quicker to list those he doesn't have on ignore.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:07,
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I can't even be bothered to sign out and look(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:08,
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ignore is for people who know they're wrong(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:13,
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I'm guessing that is a Ringo thread? (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:05,
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we say scope creep all the timeas in, the scope of the project is creeping into territory it shouldn't
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:09,
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actually, the worst thing people keep saying in workis when they refer to the end state of our current systems as "the final solution"
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:11,
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If someone dies because of something we've done, it's called a "S.A.D."(, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:12, Reply)
shit, accidental death?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:16,
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You fuckwitted cuntmonkeyalt: neither, as between them they have less fight in them than a dead sheep
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Baboon bum(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:40,
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5.9.83.79/features/faq/#swear
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:49,
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Blame MontyHe went off on one about portmanteau words and got that as a response, among several hundred others, or something like that
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This is quiet lolm.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DPSEYXWmEse8
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:28,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:49,
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My favourite insult is 'Biffing Zobbo'closely followed by 'Ninnyhammer'.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 10:56,
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