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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No change on the relationship front then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Nope, we're both going to a wedding on sunday.
I'm considering swapping seats with someone.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:22, Reply)
The Groom?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:24, Reply)
That's a bit petty. Be civil. Don't drink too much to avoid saying the wrong thing.
And don't try and finger her under the table.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:25, Reply)
It's not for pettyness, she either crys or shouts at me when she sees me.
It would ruin everyone else at that tables night and I don't want to ruin the wedding.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:26, Reply)
You could just not go if you think you might cause a scene.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:28, Reply)
My old flat mate and one of my best friends is the groom
One of her best friends is the bride.

I might just go to the meal and and say hello to everyone then quietly fuck off.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Probably the best approach.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Please see below

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:36, Reply)
You should probably cut your throat and run naked and screaming onto the dance floor during the first dance
That'll show her!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:36, Reply)
I was planning to get hammered, take the mic off the Brides father during his speech, shout at her, then vomit on the cake.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Now that would take some stones
Girls like decisive action!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Might eat some leftover curry for breakfast so I shit myself in my suit at the same time.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:40, Reply)
You might want to change curry houses

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Maybe he could speak to the DJ and arrange
For that song by Sophie Ellis whatsit to be on at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Jackos blood on the dancefloor would be better.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41, Reply)
'I Know Enough (I Don't Get Enough)'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)
Nah, the speeches are the most emotional bit of the day
If she is already trippin', coz bitches be mental, blud. She be double messed then. Mon.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:37, Reply)
He's one of your best mates...but your not the best man or even an usher...
Sounds like a one way relationship to me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Family are in the wedding party.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:39, Reply)
That's generally how it works.
You get married, your family are there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41, Reply)
The best arguments at weddings are those within a family.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:43, Reply)
What happened at yours?
Father on law shout at you for knocking up his daughter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Nothing so interesting. Bit dull tbh. Apart from my speech obvs.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:50, Reply)
Obvs, did you have a crate to stand on?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:58, Reply)
What is it seven brides for seven brothers? Sounds like a prick to me, deffo cause a scene, maybe punch someone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:41, Reply)
He's on here occasionally, he'll probably see this.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:43, Reply)
Oh no!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Ok. That makes sense now you've given some context. However, there will be other parts of the day when she could still shout or cry, unless one of you doesn't go.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:28, Reply)
She Sounds very emotionally unstable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:29, Reply)
He does.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:30, Reply)
This thy why he sweats so much?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:34, Reply)
She's just angry at me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Bitches be trippin
Seriously though woman have no control what so ever
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Give it the Shaggy 'it wasn't me!' line.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:51, Reply)
And if you're at the top table
Pull the cloth down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:27, Reply)

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