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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:43, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Are you seriously trying to claim that your wedding may have caused the closure of the Forth Road Bridge so you could all admire the fireworks?

I'm not in the least bit jealous. You're delusional.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)

The bridge was closed for a whole 3 minutes. By prior arrangement & (apparently) due to the passing of quite a lot of dosh.
This is an example of how much of a prick my father-in-law is. All about his personal vanity & opportunities to boast afterwards.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Fucking hell.
Your in-laws (ex) aren't Fifers, are they?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Delgaty somethingorother was the link he gave.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

dalgety Bay?
That's the 'fuck me that's expensive' part of Fife. Not the part where Ma and Pa b3th live. Although my dad used to work in Dalgety Bay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Tuppence then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:02, Reply)

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/28483704?search_identifier=69a2e8dc4a0c426d8ebd92b550a3bf1d
Don't forget this is Scotland we're talking about.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:05, Reply)

What an ugly house.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Utter bollocks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Something to do with high sided trucks.
I don't fucking know. He's a bullshitting lowlands queen. anything is possible.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

It's one thing for him to be a "bullshitting lowlands queen." iI's quite another for you to claim as reality the nonsense he spouted and you swallowed about closing a national bridge for the benefit of your wedding.

Anyway, let's move on.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:10, Reply)

I'm not Scottish. I wouldn't know even where this fucking bridge is compared to where my wedding reception was.
I'm just relaying what the old cunt told me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Bollocks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:17, Reply)

His bollocks. Not mine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:21, Reply)

Which you repeat, with great delight, as if true. Let's move on, eh?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:25, Reply)

3 mins? It was jut between trains weren't it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest the Forth Road Bridge doesn't get much in teh way of rail traffic.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Or high-sided trucks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:05, Reply)

I've seen high sided vehicles on the bridge.
They only ban them when the wind gets above 40mph.

Which, to be fair, happens quite a lot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:06, Reply)

Not on the rail bridge.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)

Yeah yeah, I missed the road bit
It's amazing those cro magna fuckwits managed one bridge let alone two
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Apparently they've finally finished painting it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:15, Reply)