A little of column A and a little from column B
www.clarks.co.uk/p/20352802
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:54, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have never seen a patent desert boot before
I have a pair of tan suede ones that I love
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

I do like a pair of originals.
And at half(ish) price, you can't say no.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

I'm all about a bargin, spending money for the same of it is a chumps game

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:58, Reply)

When my old man was in the RAF, him and some mates ended up drunk, Borneo, at a streetside shoeshine stall.
His mates, with leather shoes got theirs shined. dad, with suede desert boots, had his shaved with a safety razor. he wondered about this for years.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:02, Reply)

That footwear is unusual.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:58, Reply)

Fuck's sake.
You should leave the vinyl tag on when you wear them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:58, Reply)

Gaaaaaayyyyy

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:02, Reply)

Hang on. I've seen you in shoes.
You wear the same shoes as George from the hofmeister adverts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Proof
www.propstore.com/product/tv-commercial/george-the-hofmeister-bear-costume/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Hahaha. Git.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:12, Reply)

And your lager isn't even as great as you claim it is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Shit, that was a terrible drink. Bloody awful.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Just goes to show, with 'clever' advertising, you can sell anything.
As I'm sure you know!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:15, Reply)