I was married
I'm not anymore.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:07, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You do right, son.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)

The important question is how much your wedding cost

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:12, Reply)

101K
No wait, not that. I think it was about 15k, including a couple of weeks in the Maldives.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Aren't there loads of rabbits there?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:15, Reply)

We spent more on a week's honeymoon in Cornwall than we did on the wedding.
Admittedly, it was an expensive honeymoon, that involved taking all the kids and grandkids along with us to a nice place, but still...

About four grand went on the wedding itself, I think. Best day of my life, too.

/gaaaaaaaaay
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:18, Reply)

Weddings are super expensive. Ours seemed like a lot, but I. Luke see how to do it cheaper and maintain the quality that we wanted

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:21, Reply)

They do weddings now?
https://www.luke1977.com/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:22, Reply)

Even if you don't actually have a reception or anything, it still costs the best part of a grand just to actually *get* married.
Fucking rip off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:24, Reply)

You didn't have a honeymoon to yourselves?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:22, Reply)

We knew the kids wouldn't have been able to afford holidays of their own that particular year
through one thing or another. Decided to have a big family trip and make a 'do' of it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:25, Reply)

Sounds nice , considering you are a less usual couple

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:27, Reply)

that's a very nice way of saying 'fucking freaky'.
Thanks. : D
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:28, Reply)

Ya know what I mean xx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Part of me thinks it's a shame you didn't have time to yourselves, part of me thinks what you did was a nice thing to do.
Shit. Turning 40 is turning me gay.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:28, Reply)

I'm gonna bum the shit out of you at your birthday party

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:40, Reply)

You missed it, but then you would have, as you weren't invited.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:42, Reply)

NFI again

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:43, Reply)

cost

lasts. As I now know. :(
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Ahh...have a manly pat on the back
So what happened anyway, not disclosing finances? Grew apart? Sexual dviancy?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:19, Reply)

Mind your own business.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:23, Reply)

Chomps shared and we all helped, maybe we can help you.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:37, Reply)

Don't most weddings last a day?
Unless you're one of Sportscow's lot. Their weddings last about a week, I think.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:20, Reply)

Lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:23, Reply)